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The Blondes version of kissing someone Gingerly but merely for those that are blonde.
Kiss my lactating nipples gingerly”

“Wow wtf bro, you’re not ginger

“Sorry, blondly”
Blondly by dajolele July 28, 2022
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blindly optimistic 

often associated with a person who is optimistic to the point that they seem to forget or ignore the obvious shittiness of the situation or activity
dude we got to try harder, we are about to fail

at least we tried and at least we had fun...

you are too blindly optimistic

so, at least I'm optimistic

(to others) i rest my case
Blondey means a blonde that often has blonde moments such as goes dumb for a minute.
She is such a blondey like no joke bruh
blondey by an7726 May 2, 2016
A person has a way with people. This person bonds with people like no other.

Usually named Carol.
She is just bondly.
Bondly by poofpoof21 January 29, 2020
Bondly is and a try-hard internet celebrity in the General Discussion of GaiaOnline. In this realm of the internet, someone like him is a touch below being a prommie. His claim to fame is his collection of retarded uggodrop threads which are more often than not other members that have pissed him off, rather than those who are actually ugly. Ironically, Bondly is no Adonis himself, for he has a double-chin, and a horse face, complete with a receding gum-line. He also loves to call anyone he dislikes a faggot, despite being an in-the-closet gay. He only reveals his homosexuality online, and never in reality, as was discovered when his bisexual status on his OKCupid account was discovered by one of his gay friends, and a big bolded red lettered thread of angst had been published by Bondly on the forum.

The easiest way to piss off Bondly is to call him a hick and point out his double-chin.
Person 1: Did you see that uggodrop thread? You were in it!
Person 2: Oh, it's just Bondly. I wonder what I said to piss him off.

Person 1: Yea, he just uggodropped all the people who posted the ROFL smilie in that thread where someone said he looked like Spike from The Land Before Time.
Bondly by Rudolph Spitler February 22, 2012

Blondlock 

To lock one's keys in the car, house, safe, etc., therefore having a blonde moment
"Don't lend Stacy your car, she's known for blondlocking herself on a regular basis..."

1: "I'm taking the car out tonight, okay?"
2: "Fine, but if you blondlock yourself again, I'm not coming to get you!"
Blondlock by The Almighty J May 18, 2010

Blondaly 

Blondaly is a very pretty girl.
Blondaly by anonymous November 5, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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