Blondly 

The Blonde’s version of kissing someone Gingerly but merely for those that are blonde.

“Kiss my lactating nipples gingerly”

“Wow wtf bro, you’re not ginger”

“Sorry, blondly”

Blondly by dajolele July 28, 2022

blindly optimistic 

often associated with a person who is optimistic to the point that they seem to forget or ignore the obvious shittiness of the situation or activity

dude we got to try harder, we are about to fail

at least we tried and at least we had fun...

you are too blindly optimistic

so, at least I'm optimistic

(to others) i rest my case

blindly optimistic by bravo-tango-7-2-7-4 May 26, 2018

blondey 

Blondey means a blonde that often has blonde moments such as goes dumb for a minute.

She is such a blondey like no joke bruh

blondey by an7726 May 2, 2016

Bondly 

A person has a way with people. This person bonds with people like no other.

Usually named Carol.

She is just bondly.

Bondly by poofpoof21 January 29, 2020

Bondly 

Bondly is and a try-hard internet celebrity in the General Discussion of GaiaOnline. In this realm of the internet, someone like him is a touch below being a prommie. His claim to fame is his collection of retarded uggodrop threads which are more often than not other members that have pissed him off, rather than those who are actually ugly. Ironically, Bondly is no Adonis himself, for he has a double-chin, and a horse face, complete with a receding gum-line. He also loves to call anyone he dislikes a faggot, despite being an in-the-closet gay. He only reveals his homosexuality online, and never in reality, as was discovered when his bisexual status on his OKCupid account was discovered by one of his gay friends, and a big bolded red lettered thread of angst had been published by Bondly on the forum.

The easiest way to piss off Bondly is to call him a hick and point out his double-chin.

Person 1: Did you see that uggodrop thread? You were in it!
Person 2: Oh, it's just Bondly. I wonder what I said to piss him off.

Person 1: Yea, he just uggodropped all the people who posted the ROFL smilie in that thread where someone said he looked like Spike from The Land Before Time.

Bondly by Rudolph Spitler February 22, 2012

Blondlock 

To lock one's keys in the car, house, safe, etc., therefore having a blonde moment

"Don't lend Stacy your car, she's known for blondlocking herself on a regular basis..."

1: "I'm taking the car out tonight, okay?"
2: "Fine, but if you blondlock yourself again, I'm not coming to get you!"

Blondlock by The Almighty J May 18, 2010

Blondaly 

a girl who is very beautiful

Blondaly is a very pretty girl.

Blondaly by anonymous November 5, 2021