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A person has a way with people. This person bonds with people like no other.

Usually named Carol.
She is just bondly.
Bondly by poofpoof21 January 29, 2020
Words you can keep
Bondly is and a try-hard internet celebrity in the General Discussion of GaiaOnline. In this realm of the internet, someone like him is a touch below being a prommie. His claim to fame is his collection of retarded uggodrop threads which are more often than not other members that have pissed him off, rather than those who are actually ugly. Ironically, Bondly is no Adonis himself, for he has a double-chin, and a horse face, complete with a receding gum-line. He also loves to call anyone he dislikes a faggot, despite being an in-the-closet gay. He only reveals his homosexuality online, and never in reality, as was discovered when his bisexual status on his OKCupid account was discovered by one of his gay friends, and a big bolded red lettered thread of angst had been published by Bondly on the forum.

The easiest way to piss off Bondly is to call him a hick and point out his double-chin.
Person 1: Did you see that uggodrop thread? You were in it!
Person 2: Oh, it's just Bondly. I wonder what I said to piss him off.

Person 1: Yea, he just uggodropped all the people who posted the ROFL smilie in that thread where someone said he looked like Spike from The Land Before Time.
Bondly by Rudolph Spitler February 22, 2012
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boldly going nowhere 

Lame arse website for a bunch of losers who have absolutely nothing better to do.
"Welcome to:

THE TIGHT FISTED CLENCH OF THE CHURCH OF BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE"

"If you wish to go completely OT or completely postal, please visit 'Way Off Topic' in the Boldly Going Nowhere Forums, which of course, requires your lazy arse to register."
boldly going nowhere by Choadie December 13, 2007
The most epic pokemon of all time, and it also makes a very good nickname.
lolmattbonsly
Bonsly by Matt Bonsly October 9, 2008

boodlybink 

n. (onomatopoeia) The notification sound associated with incoming instant messages from many instant messenger programs or mobile application notifications. Typically comprised of three bell-like tones in quick succession.
v. The act of making a boodlybink sound.
1. Hey, your phone just boodlybinked.
2. Is my phone around here somewhere? I thought I just heard a boodlybink.
boodlybink by darkbeach72 August 5, 2010
v. to be a lonely male with a boner, especially one that needs immediate attention. More than likely will be taken care of by Ms. Palm and her 5 little nieces.
I am feeling so bonely tonight that I will be pulling my pud as soon as I make it to my car.
bonely by pornhorn50 January 12, 2010

bondlike 

A person action or situation which is incredibly suave sophisticated and attractive to women… Reminiscent of 007 and his typical activities.
Thanks to my perfectly tailored suit and incomparable charm I was so bondLike in everything I said and did that she could not resist giving me her phone number
bondlike by Phil007 March 28, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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