Bondly 

A person has a way with people. This person bonds with people like no other.

Usually named Carol.

She is just bondly.

Bondly by poofpoof21 January 29, 2020

Bondly 

Bondly is and a try-hard internet celebrity in the General Discussion of GaiaOnline. In this realm of the internet, someone like him is a touch below being a prommie. His claim to fame is his collection of retarded uggodrop threads which are more often than not other members that have pissed him off, rather than those who are actually ugly. Ironically, Bondly is no Adonis himself, for he has a double-chin, and a horse face, complete with a receding gum-line. He also loves to call anyone he dislikes a faggot, despite being an in-the-closet gay. He only reveals his homosexuality online, and never in reality, as was discovered when his bisexual status on his OKCupid account was discovered by one of his gay friends, and a big bolded red lettered thread of angst had been published by Bondly on the forum.

The easiest way to piss off Bondly is to call him a hick and point out his double-chin.

Person 1: Did you see that uggodrop thread? You were in it!
Person 2: Oh, it's just Bondly. I wonder what I said to piss him off.

Person 1: Yea, he just uggodropped all the people who posted the ROFL smilie in that thread where someone said he looked like Spike from The Land Before Time.

Bondly by Rudolph Spitler February 22, 2012

boldly going nowhere 

Lame arse website for a bunch of losers who have absolutely nothing better to do.

"Welcome to:

THE TIGHT FISTED CLENCH OF THE CHURCH OF BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE"

"If you wish to go completely OT or completely postal, please visit 'Way Off Topic' in the Boldly Going Nowhere Forums, which of course, requires your lazy arse to register."

boldly going nowhere by Choadie December 13, 2007

Bonsly 

The most epic pokemon of all time, and it also makes a very good nickname.

lolmattbonsly

Bonsly by Matt Bonsly October 9, 2008

boodlybink 

n. (onomatopoeia) The notification sound associated with incoming instant messages from many instant messenger programs or mobile application notifications. Typically comprised of three bell-like tones in quick succession.
v. The act of making a boodlybink sound.

1. Hey, your phone just boodlybinked.
2. Is my phone around here somewhere? I thought I just heard a boodlybink.

boodlybink by darkbeach72 August 5, 2010

bonely 

v. to be a lonely male with a boner, especially one that needs immediate attention. More than likely will be taken care of by Ms. Palm and her 5 little nieces.

I am feeling so bonely tonight that I will be pulling my pud as soon as I make it to my car.

bonely by pornhorn50 January 12, 2010

bondlike 

A person action or situation which is incredibly suave sophisticated and attractive to women… Reminiscent of 007 and his typical activities.

Thanks to my perfectly tailored suit and incomparable charm I was so bondLike in everything I said and did that she could not resist giving me her phone number

bondlike by Phil007 March 28, 2017