Blond Jesus 

Someone with great a luxurous hair and everyone calls him blond jesus.

Wow he like a blond jesus!

Blond Jesus by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022

Blonde Jesus 

(noun, adjective) A blonde-haired person that resembles Jesus Christ, our Lord and saviour.

Eg. "Madi Smith is a Blonde Jesus for many reasons. One of which is her thick and long, luscious blonde locks and another is her Jesus-like appearance and personality!"

Blonde Jesus by pseudondonym November 11, 2011

The Blonde Jesus 

The name says it all.

-He turns water into purple or red drank.

-His beard is better than any you've ever seen
and that includes the beard of Chuck Norris.

-He has an amazing Ban Hammer of Thor.

-He is merciless.

The Blonde Jesus is the sex. Period.

The Blonde Jesus by Anonymous0fLegion September 16, 2010

Drowning In The Blood Of Jesus 

A term for when someone’s past catches up with them.
The blood of Christ in this interpretation represents sin and his body, a clean sinless body. Meaning when you drown in his blood you’re being consumed by sin.

Guy one: Ah naw remember Tony? That shit finally caught up with him

Guy two: drowning in the blood of Jesus, god bless him

Drowning In The Blood Of Jesus by Toasted Tony November 17, 2021