Blond Jesus
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Blonde Jesus
Eg. "Madi Smith is a Blonde Jesus for many reasons. One of which is her thick and long, luscious blonde locks and another is her Jesus-like appearance and personality!"
Blonde Jesus by pseudondonym November 11, 2011
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The Blonde Jesus
The name says it all.
-He turns water into purple or red drank.
-His beard is better than any you've ever seen
and that includes the beard of Chuck Norris.
-He has an amazing Ban Hammer of Thor.
-He is merciless.
-He turns water into purple or red drank.
-His beard is better than any you've ever seen
and that includes the beard of Chuck Norris.
-He has an amazing Ban Hammer of Thor.
-He is merciless.
The Blonde Jesus by Anonymous0fLegion September 16, 2010
Drowning In The Blood Of Jesus
A term for when someone’s past catches up with them.
The blood of Christ in this interpretation represents sin and his body, a clean sinless body. Meaning when you drown in his blood you’re being consumed by sin.
The blood of Christ in this interpretation represents sin and his body, a clean sinless body. Meaning when you drown in his blood you’re being consumed by sin.
Guy one: Ah naw remember Tony? That shit finally caught up with him
Guy two: drowning in the blood of Jesus, god bless him
Guy two: drowning in the blood of Jesus, god bless him
Drowning In The Blood Of Jesus by Toasted Tony November 17, 2021
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