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host: hello!
guest: tits or gtfo of blogtv
host: 0_o
hostfriend: -guest was kicked from this room by hostfriend-
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an awesome site where you can either host a show or watch another persons show.

it's like YouTube but it's live and others can chat in a chat room.

www.blogtv.com
Billy: Hey, did you see A True Character on BlogTV last night?

Shanna: Yeah that guy is AWESOME!
BlogTV by suzieRIOT June 30, 2009

blogtress 

A female blogger. Often used in an admiring context
She was a wonderful blogtress who updated often and with quality content
blogtress by M. Pultz October 6, 2010

Blogtard 

A person who is in love with blogging.
John just registered on Blogtard and he has become a real blogtard now.
Blogtard by a budding wordsmith September 29, 2011

Blogtard 

Blogtard is a person who loves blogging.
Mary loves blogging, and she is a happy blogtard
Blogtard by frkphl September 29, 2011

blogivist 

A blogivist is an online advocate of liberty and the principles of limited government—someone who isn’t content with simply saying something about the need for greater liberty, but someone who does something about it.
Chicago blogivists contributed to the defeat of a $50 million tax increase, after they informed citizens about the issue.
blogivist by Sam Adams Alliance February 25, 2008

blogiversary 

The yearly anniversary of someones web-log (blog)
I celebrated my second blogiversary today
blogiversary by Richard January 12, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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