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Bloggist 

The professional equivalent of a Blogger. In essence, a person who is being paid or receiving monetary compensation for blogging, as opposed to doing it for free on their own time to rant like a fool.

Bloggists are a rare breed of online writers, not quite evolved to the degree of "journalist," but evolved above "angry manifesto scribe." Bloggists are often regarded with mediocre respect for their thoughts and opinions, but are frequently ridiculed for "selling out" by lower online species such as the Troll, Spammer or N00bs.

Much like Bloggers, Bloggists cover a wide range of topics with various interests. However, the most popular topics covered (in order) are Mom Stuff, Rating Food, Local Entertainment, Other Bloggists They Hate, Politics, 80's Stuff, Hating Movies, Spoiling Movies, Blenders, Porn and Pro Wrestling.
WTF! Thats it! Im givn that bloggist at teh Tribune a bad review. That asshole dont know how to write worf a shit!
Bloggist by Genuine Mind August 7, 2011

Mikael Blomkvist 

The male protagonist of Steig Larsson's Millenium Trilogy. Intelligent, caring, and a ladies man of respect. Helped solve the 40-year mystery of the disappearance of Harriet Vanger while working with Lisbeth Salander, possibly the most awesome female protagonist ever.
Mikael Blomkvist was hired to help Henrik Vanger find his neice in Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, helped bring to justice several members of a sex-trafficking ring in the Girl Who Played With Fire, and stood by Lisbeth's side when she was on trial for crimes she didn't commit.
Mikael Blomkvist by Villainouspandora September 20, 2010

Bloglisted 

Being Blackballed from reading a blog
Tom: Man, I was trying to catch up on Cat's blog and I couldn't get on! What gives?

Jack: Dude, you were bloglisted!!
Bloglisted by flamper February 16, 2010

blogistan 

The Blogiverse. The collective term for all webloggers, or "bloggers."
Things are heating up in blogistan. The assrocket just farted another post.
blogistan by real123 July 12, 2006

blomqvist 

A blomqvist is oftelny of swedish oregin whitch means they love meatballs. Blomqvist is a perfect fit whit first names like karl, rudolf, elmer, kaj, tom, runar and bamse. the exact transylation of blomqvist is flowerstick
bruh im not gay im blomqvist
blomqvist by Zerf33389 January 17, 2021

Blogquistador 

Cf. Conquistador (conqueror sp.), but in the context of a Weblog (blog) contracted to mean someone who dominates the thread of a weblog (blog) a.k.a "Blogquistador".
My status thread on Facebook last night was attacked by blogquistadores. They were trolling my comment threads.
Blogquistador by Sykodoc December 29, 2010