Blogred 

Getting a blow job whilst watching Shreck. Afterwards, your foreskin closes into an onion and you need to peel it to get your regular penis back.

I got blogred at the theatre last night and now it's hard to pee

Blogred by Awobol April 27, 2016

Blogmedyrt 

The most amazing word ever made. This word can be used In difriend ways. The true meaning of this word is too complicated for the human mind.

Origin: Nerds on Als

Example; “Blogmedyrt.” or “Blogmedyrt?” Ofren used as “bloGmEDyrT”

Blogmedyrt by Swaggediswag March 20, 2020

Blored 

A cross between bored and lazy. Used mainly over the weekends.

Jessica- Hey.
Adrianna- What's up?
Jessica- Nothing much, just being blored.
Adrianna- Don't you have a garage to clean?
Jessica- Yeah, but I'm busy right now.
Adrianna- With what?
Jessica- Weren't you paying attention? I'm busy being blored!

Blored by Mizz_Fit October 13, 2006

blogressive 

Posting vague descriptions and detailed rage on a blog. The passive agressive way to deal with your issues.

Damn - have you seen that blogressive post on R's blogspot? Too bad she's not got the balls to talk to me straight up about it.

blogressive by Maria Dawn January 19, 2007

Blored 

Blored (adj): When one attains a state of being blazed out of his/her mind, then suddenly and unfortunately bored off his/her ass.

This state is commonly accompanied by 'bunchies' which is our bodies natural defense mechanism against the 'boredom x munchies equation' by filling the emptiness of time with eating massive amounts of food.

Brian: Hey, did you call me?

Chris: Ya bro, what are you doing? I'm blored as fuck.

Brian: Sorry man I'm at work!

Chris: Shit. I'm so blored.

Brian: Ya. I'm at work, peace.

Blored by Bushes of Kooshes May 20, 2012

Cock Blogged

When someone posts a picture of a hard cock as a response to a good picture of you on tumblr

Did you see that weirdo who cock blogged that pic of me at the beach?

Cock Blogged by UraniumSquid December 18, 2011

blogged 

a hot, quick fuck, especially at a club or party.

So you blogged that bitch in the parking lot, eh Captain?

blogged by MajorHoople April 6, 2006