Blogred
Getting a blow job whilst watching Shreck. Afterwards, your foreskin closes into an onion and you need to peel it to get your regular penis back.
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Blogmedyrt
The most amazing word ever made. This word can be used In difriend ways. The true meaning of this word is too complicated for the human mind.
Origin: Nerds on Als
Origin: Nerds on Als
Blogmedyrt by Swaggediswag March 20, 2020
Related Words
Blogred • blogged • Blored • Blogedian • blogged-down • Bloggediting • Blogmedyrt • blogregator • blogressive • Bloored
blogressive
Posting vague descriptions and detailed rage on a blog. The passive agressive way to deal with your issues.
Damn - have you seen that blogressive post on R's blogspot? Too bad she's not got the balls to talk to me straight up about it.
blogressive by Maria Dawn January 19, 2007
Blored
Blored (adj): When one attains a state of being blazed out of his/her mind, then suddenly and unfortunately bored off his/her ass.
This state is commonly accompanied by 'bunchies' which is our bodies natural defense mechanism against the 'boredom x munchies equation' by filling the emptiness of time with eating massive amounts of food.
This state is commonly accompanied by 'bunchies' which is our bodies natural defense mechanism against the 'boredom x munchies equation' by filling the emptiness of time with eating massive amounts of food.
Brian: Hey, did you call me?
Chris: Ya bro, what are you doing? I'm blored as fuck.
Brian: Sorry man I'm at work!
Chris: Shit. I'm so blored.
Brian: Ya. I'm at work, peace.
Chris: Ya bro, what are you doing? I'm blored as fuck.
Brian: Sorry man I'm at work!
Chris: Shit. I'm so blored.
Brian: Ya. I'm at work, peace.
Blored by Bushes of Kooshes May 20, 2012
Cock Blogged
Cock Blogged by UraniumSquid December 18, 2011
blogged
blogged by MajorHoople April 6, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026