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Getting a blow job whilst watching Shreck. Afterwards, your foreskin closes into an onion and you need to peel it to get your regular penis back.

I got blogred at the theatre last night and now it's hard to pee

Blogred by Awobol April 27, 2016

Words you can keep

Blogmedyrt

The most amazing word ever made. This word can be used In difriend ways. The true meaning of this word is too complicated for the human mind.

Origin: Nerds on Als

Example; “Blogmedyrt.” or “Blogmedyrt?” Ofren used as “bloGmEDyrT”

Blogmedyrt by Swaggediswag March 20, 2020

Related Words

Blogred • blogged • Blored • Blogedian • blogged-down • Bloggediting • Blogmedyrt • blogregator • blogressive • Bloored

Blored

A cross between bored and lazy. Used mainly over the weekends.

Jessica- Hey.
Adrianna- What's up?
Jessica- Nothing much, just being blored.
Adrianna- Don't you have a garage to clean?
Jessica- Yeah, but I'm busy right now.
Adrianna- With what?
Jessica- Weren't you paying attention? I'm busy being blored!

Blored by Mizz_Fit October 13, 2006

blogressive

Posting vague descriptions and detailed rage on a blog. The passive agressive way to deal with your issues.

Damn - have you seen that blogressive post on R's blogspot? Too bad she's not got the balls to talk to me straight up about it.

blogressive by Maria Dawn January 19, 2007

Blored

Blored (adj): When one attains a state of being blazed out of his/her mind, then suddenly and unfortunately bored off his/her ass.

This state is commonly accompanied by 'bunchies' which is our bodies natural defense mechanism against the 'boredom x munchies equation' by filling the emptiness of time with eating massive amounts of food.

Brian: Hey, did you call me?

Chris: Ya bro, what are you doing? I'm blored as fuck.

Brian: Sorry man I'm at work!

Chris: Shit. I'm so blored.

Brian: Ya. I'm at work, peace.

Blored by Bushes of Kooshes May 20, 2012

Cock Blogged

When someone posts a picture of a hard cock as a response to a good picture of you on tumblr

Did you see that weirdo who cock blogged that pic of me at the beach?

Cock Blogged by UraniumSquid December 18, 2011

blogged

a hot, quick fuck, especially at a club or party.

So you blogged that bitch in the parking lot, eh Captain?

blogged by MajorHoople April 6, 2006

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026