Blogedian

A person who writes a very funny blog.

Jen writes a great blog. She's a real blogedian.

by margag March 22, 2010

bloggian

used to describe one who blogs, but more forcefully and generically than a blogger. Bloggian identifies a blogger as a member of a race of bloggers, as a much more inclusive and separate grouping than just a blogger.

"In the Land of the Bloggian... the one eyed man is king.",

by joel otowski November 4, 2006

Blokedance

The Blokedance: The dance of mostly men, who cannot dance, and know it.
The dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.
This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate.
There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.
#1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat
#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.

This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.

SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.
The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.

As a Spice Girls song began, all of the men who were crossing the floor or "dancing" rushed to the edges of the room, metaphorically curling up under the smug, superior stares of the Blokedancers, who were prudent enough to be occupied with their drinks.

by The Chairman February 20, 2006

BOGEMIAN

An Australian who identifies as a "bogan" with bohemian tendencies.

"She said that she was an Angels fan; She swears like a fucken trooper, yet she talks a lot of new age stuff too.... burns incense but drinks Jim Beam and Cola from a can....but then talks about reincarnation.....I'm baffled. The only thing I can put it down to is that she's a Bogemian, you know, a bogan crossed with a bohemian..."

The only thing I can put it down to is that she's a Bogemian, you know, a bogan crossed with a bohemian..."

by Fartstick January 9, 2017

Boredian slip

An error in speech, memory or physical action which occurs due to major boredom.

Boredian slip is; Mis-saying, Mis-hearing, Mis-understanding, temporary forgetting, Mis-placing objects, slip of the Tongue, general bizarreness.

Colleague 1. Do you like breast?
Colleague 2. Uh?
Colleague 1. I like breast and thigh, how about you?
Colleague 2. (awkward silence)
Colleague 1. You don't have to eat it!
Colleague 2. Errrrr!
Colleague 1. Just you said you liked chicken, I picked some up for dinner.
Colleague 2. OH chicken yes, I like chicken

by Deadanna dyer February 8, 2012

Brosedian

Broseidon is the leader of lax and the Broceans and rules from his Bropalace in Brolantis where he only drinks Brotein shakes, eats chocolate Bronuts, and Laxes all day and night.

That guy is such a Brosedian
He laxes like a Brosedian
Brosedian's are sexyy

by waltersiryesbob October 20, 2010

Bligerian

Typical human being originally from Nigeria with strongly impaired vision, who never drinks and has very limited interactions with girls.

Dood #1: "Hey guys - who is this weak bro not drinking?"
Dood #2: "Oh hey bro - it's Bligerian bro, so typical of him, he's the world unsweetest bro"

Dood #1: "Hey Bligerian dude - is it true you never get any chicks - why are you so unsweet"
Bligerian bro: "Hey bro - I know I am so inferior and blind.."

by Italiandominator August 6, 2011