Blockface

A face that is intangible; the Asian version of a white person.

Lorelai and Rory from Gilmore girls are blockfaces, due to their faces' intangible features.

by redjaywatcher January 13, 2011

Blockfote

When two good friends both disrespect each other and they have to fight, but don't want to because deep down they still respect each other. Once the obligatory crowd has formed around the two friends about to fight, they can grab random bystanders and throw them at each other and get THEM to fight instead, thus initiating a blockfote. Why fight your best friend when you can get two other people to fight instead?

"The other day, I walked in on my best friend getting his dick sucked by my girl, and that shit was disrespectful. But at the same time, I walked in on him before they could finish, and he found that disrespectful too. So we was about to throw down, but said fuck it cuz we still homies, and we did a blockfote."

by skweezy fan May 7, 2012

mobile blockade

Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.

Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.

More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.

Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie

Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.

Jeremy: fuck this shit, man

by rikki-bobbi November 4, 2009

Baton Rouge Blockade

Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.

My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off my ass.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Blockate

A Roblox game where people are stuck in an endless loop of false hope and never escape it, the front-page sucks too and people like to think they are actual developers while the truth is that they are not. Noone cares about your game or the characters, no one knows about your games existence so stop making 69420 sequels on your game that got 100 visits. Stop being the "original owner" of games and starting drama because someone had a similar idea. Stop doing collabs where you put your creations in other worlds thinking people know them. STOP SELF INSERTING YOUR FRIENDS I CAN ASSURE NOONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FREIND GROUP. It's some stupid sandbox platform and you shouldn't be taking it seriously. Only a few people actually managed to escape blockate and get an actual career such as hater_deer. as the rest are left to foil and toil in a loop of false hope.

But in the end, blockate is fun. Im just sick of people making it such a big deal man.

by qwertyuiopzxcvbnmadgjl January 2, 2023

cock blockade

when a group of a female's friends form a pact to protect thier friend from any male contact.

oh my god, look at that massive cock blockade around her!

by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

blackface

When white actors would paint their faces black to resemble black people. Accompanied by a performance stereotyping them as buffoons.

The white actor donned blackface for his minstrel show.

by John Big August 12, 2005