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Derived from the term Blitzkrieg, or lightning war in German, to verbally Blitzkrieg somebody is to attack them in in machine-gun repetition who is the most brutal insults you can muster at any given point in time, not pausing to take a breath, or allow your opponent a word edgewise. The name is of course derived from the strategy of shock Warfare tactics utilized by the Nazis in World War II period however no one actually dies during a verbal Blitzkrieg, but the goal is to make the other person wish they were dead.
Guy 1: (tells boring bullshit story,)
Guy 2: you know that story actually reminds me of the last time I was fucking your mother? I was one of the first guys in line so she hadn't been used up yet, anywho... I decided at that point to go ass to pussy, and I remember thinking to myself distinctly that her pussy was so fucking tight, no fucking way of baby came out of there no fucking way, you're adopted dude. Then her sibilance, would you tasted like hot dog water by the way, spattered me about the face so I reach back the fucking Florida and pimp slap that bitch in the middle of Nebraska just like the Avenue where I picked her up for the gangbang for a crack rock and hit a crystal meth in 20 bucks. And after that I told her how much I just wish that she had either swallowed you or made like you were her car keys locked inside of her Sentra and pulled you out with a coat hanger.
Guy 1: okay enough with the verbal Blitzkrieg, I'll stop telling the fucking story.
Guy 2: you know that story actually reminds me of the last time I was fucking your mother? I was one of the first guys in line so she hadn't been used up yet, anywho... I decided at that point to go ass to pussy, and I remember thinking to myself distinctly that her pussy was so fucking tight, no fucking way of baby came out of there no fucking way, you're adopted dude. Then her sibilance, would you tasted like hot dog water by the way, spattered me about the face so I reach back the fucking Florida and pimp slap that bitch in the middle of Nebraska just like the Avenue where I picked her up for the gangbang for a crack rock and hit a crystal meth in 20 bucks. And after that I told her how much I just wish that she had either swallowed you or made like you were her car keys locked inside of her Sentra and pulled you out with a coat hanger.
Guy 1: okay enough with the verbal Blitzkrieg, I'll stop telling the fucking story.
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Blitzkrieg was used by the German war machine in the 1930's where the enemy's military power is assessed and then bettered. Blitzkrieg starts with air raids, followed bylong range artillery, which is closely followed by mobilzed armour divisions. Foot soldiers then progress and swarm the enemy, intimidating them to give up.
Focus would go onto a particular point of weakness in the enemies' lines, and the point would be ceaselessly hounded until broke, so that the full force could rush it and destroy command lines and use automatic weapons on all those that ran to aid this breakage.
The fundamentals of blitzkrieg were
-for everyone to follow their instinct, rather than accept orders from the highest and go down the chain, which allowed the warfare to be
-highly momentous, unlike World war one, where a stalemate was reached.
Blitzkrieg relied heavily on communication, and exploited the radio fully.
Blitzkrieg was used by the German war machine in the 1930's where the enemy's military power is assessed and then bettered. Blitzkrieg starts with air raids, followed bylong range artillery, which is closely followed by mobilzed armour divisions. Foot soldiers then progress and swarm the enemy, intimidating them to give up.
Focus would go onto a particular point of weakness in the enemies' lines, and the point would be ceaselessly hounded until broke, so that the full force could rush it and destroy command lines and use automatic weapons on all those that ran to aid this breakage.
The fundamentals of blitzkrieg were
-for everyone to follow their instinct, rather than accept orders from the highest and go down the chain, which allowed the warfare to be
-highly momentous, unlike World war one, where a stalemate was reached.
Blitzkrieg relied heavily on communication, and exploited the radio fully.
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