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blind liker 

When someone "likes" all your Facebook posts without even reading them.
You didn't even read my post! You're a blind liker!
blind liker by Biscuit Eater May 18, 2014

Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market. 

Used in order to emphasise the amount in which one sweats.
It's too hot today! I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

She has a Clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb 

After rubbing her Clit it ended up the size of a Blind Cobblers Thumb.
Christ! She has a clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

like giving a flashlight to a blind man

committing an act of such uselessness that it has negative value.
pete: so why did you loan that douchebag $500? he already owes you $2500 for that car he bought from you!
clete: well, he promised if he hit it big at the casino, he'd give me double the money he owes me, so i figured "what the hell?"
pete: it's bad enough you buy this guy's bull shit, but ignoring his past is like giving a flashlight to a blind man. next time, just burn your spare cash.

Bling Like This 

An iconic song sung by the K-pop group Treasure. BLT is one of the most wonderful songs ever written and Treasure made it even better with their voices, it also has a very cute MV in which the members have fun with each other and just watching is enough to make you happy for the entire week
Stream bling like this and Stan treasure!
person A: I just listened to Bling Like This and it's definitely my favorite song by Treasure!
person B: you're right ales, it's amazing and it makes me happy!
Bling Like This by Lu💜 November 8, 2020
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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