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Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).

It was a right load of cobblers!

cobblers by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

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cobblers

the greatest football team on the planet. Based in Northampton

we love you cobblers we do! OH COBBLERS WE LOVE YOU!

cobblers by Jamie January 8, 2004

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cobblers

It means something is utterly terrible

Simon "I got a D in Maths"
Trevor "Absolute cobblers Simon!"

cobblers by mikewhite February 8, 2019

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cobblers

a lie

load of cobblers

cobblers by anonymous July 27, 2022

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Cobblers law

A person in a profession is not likely to practice the profession well in there day to day life.

"The Cobblers kids have no shoes."
Everyone knows you don't buy a car from a mechanic because of cobblers law.

Cobblers law by China--man November 12, 2025

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Cobblers law

The lack of ability for a person in a profession to practice that profession in their daily life.

"The cobblers children have no shoes"
It's well known that you don't buy cars from a mechanic because of cobblers law.

Cobblers law by China--man November 12, 2025

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BLIND COBBLERS THUMBS

Very pert Ladies nipples caused when aroused or on a cold day.Can usually be seen best when it is not snurding season.

"Look at the rivets on that! There like blind cobblers thumbs!"

BLIND COBBLERS THUMBS by Galoot of the Grove June 9, 2004

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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