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Bland Job 

When agirl gives you a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.
"I won't give you a blow job but I'll give you a bland job."
Bland Job by Lauren is the shit March 16, 2008

blond job 

like a blow job, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.
Chet - Man, Betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck's gear shift all the way home!

Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?

Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.
blond job by harry day October 26, 2009

Bling Job 

Getting a rimjob while while taking a piss.
That was a sweet bling job!
Bling Job by BMF90 June 23, 2010

Bling Job 

Getting a rim job while taking a piss.
Sweet bling job, baby!
Bling Job by BMF90 June 23, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026