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Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market. 

Used in order to emphasise the amount in which one sweats.
It's too hot today! I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

blend the fish 

To be the first to light-up a joint.
Stoner: "Man, I was amazed... No one blended the fish until the first encore."
Stoner 2: "Dude, why didn't you cowboy the fuck up?"
blend the fish by wilco fan December 18, 2003

blind lesbian in a fishmongers 

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"
And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

Blindish 

The act of one being not exactly legally blind, but being too blind to read the fucking "No parking sign" right in front of your car.
"Dude I lost my glasses yesterday, and now I'm so blindish that I mistook Veronica for Jessica"
Blindish by Blindish October 11, 2017

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026