The act of one being not exactly legally blind, but being too blind to read the fucking "No parking sign" right in front of your car.
by Blindish October 11, 2017
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by Kathryn Spellkraven May 20, 2009
Get the blindshipping mug."That person is blind, I have blinded them." said John without a care in the world for his actions. "They have Been... BLINDISED."
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She was not flattered by his blandishments.
by Hobbits.Of.Camelot September 24, 2016
Get the blandishment mug.A form of blindshot involving two attackers working in concert against a single unsuspecting opponent. The first attacker will point behind the victim and loudly exclaim "look out behind you!". The victim will generally ignore this as an obvious attempt to gain an advantage via deception, at which point the second attacker hits the victim from behind. This term comes from the New Zealand animated series Bro' town
Vale: "Look out behind you!"
Victim: "Ha ha, foolish child, I'm not falling for such a ...."
*CLANG!*
Valea: "Yeah, Morningside blindshot!"
Victim: "Ha ha, foolish child, I'm not falling for such a ...."
*CLANG!*
Valea: "Yeah, Morningside blindshot!"
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