Blindish

The act of one being not exactly legally blind, but being too blind to read the fucking "No parking sign" right in front of your car.

"Dude I lost my glasses yesterday, and now I'm so blindish that I mistook Veronica for Jessica"

by Blindish October 11, 2017

blindshitted

When a person, usually a female, goes to the bathroom to pee and is caught off guard by the fact that they also have to shit.

Man I had to pee so badly and all of a sudden I was blindshitted.

by Lita505 July 8, 2012

blindshipping

Basically the Pharaoh Atemu version of Yami with Yuugi

"I love Atemu with Yuugi!! It's so hot!"

"Blindshipping is really cool isn't it?"

by Kathryn Spellkraven May 20, 2009

blindised

To blind someone.

"That person is blind, I have blinded them." said John without a care in the world for his actions. "They have Been... BLINDISED."

by rarestofheroes January 29, 2017

Blindist

The act of being against someone that is blind.

“Hah you can’t see”
“You know that’s blindist?”

by NooooPpe January 20, 2022

blandishment

Flattering statements

She was not flattered by his blandishments.

by Hobbits.Of.Camelot September 24, 2016

Morningside blindshot

A form of blindshot involving two attackers working in concert against a single unsuspecting opponent. The first attacker will point behind the victim and loudly exclaim "look out behind you!". The victim will generally ignore this as an obvious attempt to gain an advantage via deception, at which point the second attacker hits the victim from behind. This term comes from the New Zealand animated series Bro' town

Vale: "Look out behind you!"
Victim: "Ha ha, foolish child, I'm not falling for such a ...."
*CLANG!*
Valea: "Yeah, Morningside blindshot!"

by dikkietee October 9, 2008