3 definition by Blindish

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The act of one being not exactly legally blind, but being too blind to read the fucking "No parking sign" right in front of your car.
"Dude I lost my glasses yesterday, and now I'm so blindish that I mistook Veronica for Jessica"
by Blindish October 11, 2017

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A thing a guy does to their girlfriend when they're too much of a pussy to fuck them
"God man, grow balls and fuck Angela, stop fingering her."
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by Blindish October 11, 2017

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A word to describe a confusing or annoying topic, subject, or person.
"Oh my god man, my girlfriend is so patterned when she's on her period"
by Blindish October 11, 2017

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