The act of one being not exactly legally blind, but being too blind to read the fucking "No parking sign" right in front of your car.
"Dude I lost my glasses yesterday, and now I'm so blindish that I mistook Veronica for Jessica"
A thing a guy does to their girlfriend when they're too much of a pussy to fuck them
"God man, grow balls and fuck Angela, stop fingering her."
A word to describe a confusing or annoying topic, subject, or person.
"Oh my god man, my girlfriend is so patterned when she's on her period"