Fingering

A thing a guy does to their girlfriend when they're too much of a pussy to fuck them

"God man, grow balls and fuck Angela, stop fingering her."

by Blindish October 12, 2017

Blindish

The act of one being not exactly legally blind, but being too blind to read the fucking "No parking sign" right in front of your car.

"Dude I lost my glasses yesterday, and now I'm so blindish that I mistook Veronica for Jessica"

by Blindish October 12, 2017

patterned

A word to describe a confusing or annoying topic, subject, or person.

"Oh my god man, my girlfriend is so patterned when she's on her period"

by Blindish October 12, 2017