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The Blezzed 

The blezzed (also known as LMX from the eastside) is an Aberdeen based rapper that lives in the Bridge Of Don area. He aspires to be the next slim shady. Although he’s been though a lot (family problems (lol), being bullied in and out of school, and haters commenting on his YouTube), The Blezzed keeps his head high and tries his best to block them out.
Person 1: “have you heard the new ‘The Blezzed’ song?

Person 2: “what? Trauma?”

Person 1: “yeah!”

Person 2: “it’s honestly a pile of shit

Person 1: “fr 💀”
The Blezzed by Fanny Flaps 69 July 25, 2023
Related Words
Originating from Middlesbrough, England

The act of getting intoxicated through the use of alcohol or recreational drugs to the point of not being aware that one has soiled themselves violently.
Man 1: Hey man, that ket is insane, I'm feeling pretty bezzed
Man 2: I can smell it from here, you twat
Bezzed by MarkCorrigan January 8, 2014
Quite simply the state of being high after smoking a bleezy.

Bleezy being a slang word for blunt.
I'm so bleezed! Hahaha.
Bleezed by AZ Stompy December 3, 2010
The state of almost complete debiliation that results from being under the influence of massive amounts of both alcohol and marijuana.
Man, I was so bleezed last night i saw lights!

what did you guys do tuesday?
we got bleezed and watched the jetsons. you?
bleezed by rozduf! August 1, 2004
To release a product that is flawed having various aspects of said product or service be completely unusable even though it is for sale on the market or considered completed. Additionally, to provide substandard customer service in effect ignoring the issue(s) when a customer reports them.
Man they really Blizzed up that Obama care ... or ... I called my cell phone company because I don't get reception and they totally Blizzed out and hung up on me.
Blizzed by jdiggidy October 6, 2012

Bleazedale 

Dat nigga from Bleazedale we don’t mess wit him.
Bleazedale by KingKraz August 31, 2021