Blazzed

Consuming enough alcohol where you vommet on your wife

My freind was blazzed on the night of his wedding.

by Matty Conrad January 1, 2008

blazz

1. Similar to zing! but more harsh.

2. The sound of salmonella hitting someone in the face.

1. Person A - My professor gave us an "optional" reading assignment last night, and it turned out to be 600 pages.
Person B - BLAZZ!

2. The salmonella flew through the air, and landed with a gentle BLAZZ!

by tobias2008 April 2, 2009

blazz

A general interjection used when a particular event is so shocking, gross, or unexpected, one forgets more typical exclamations. Often used as a substitute for "zing!"

1: Yeah, I was out partying until like, 6 AM in the morning.
2: As opposed to...some other 6 AM?
3: BLAZZ!

by ap2011 November 12, 2008

Blazz

To ejaculate upon or into

Its every teenagers dream to blazz their favorite celebrity

Dude we blazzed their team so hard, they wont be able to walk again!

by TheBlazzer August 12, 2015

Blazz

An amalgamation of the words "Blues" and "Jazz."

The fusion of the Jazz and Blues music genres.

Brian's music is hard to define. One minute it sounds like Jazz. The next minute, it has a strong Blues flavor. I'll just call it Blazz.

by Shudoku May 4, 2019

BLAZZ

Smoking weed while listening to Jazz.

Let's go blazz in the car.

by dubzorg August 24, 2018

Blazze

A complete moron who needs a power trip to enjoy life.

Thinks he is hot shit, till someone comes along and breaks his knee caps with a metal pole

Blazze is a prick and should be shot

by Philip August 18, 2003