Blazzed

Consuming enough alcohol where you vommet on your wife

My freind was blazzed on the night of his wedding.

by Matty Conrad January 11, 2008

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turtle blazed

The highest level of high achievable
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.

He has to be turtle blazed, he doesn't even know whats going on. His eyes are twitching and he's seeing stuff.

by A.lbert January 19, 2009

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A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.

Short for Basmatted.

'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'

'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'

'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.

'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)

by Jayster 002 March 7, 2014

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blazed

high on marijuana, stoned

wanna blaze? wanna get blazed? man was i blazed!

by ihaveissues November 15, 2004

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Toke Blazed

Toke Blazed (also: Taking Babies, Toasting Bread, Tyra Banks, Tractor Beam, Etc. any good TB combination will do) is the state of being beyond a normal level of high. It can be used in place of saying, "I'm fucking high".

Jeremy: Yo, dude. I'm toked off my fucking nuts!!!

Jeremy is clearly toke blazed

by Chief Matt Bogart July 24, 2009

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