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Refers to the lesser known black Jesus or NegroChrist. He was just like Jesus only funkier, had an afro, and smoked weed.
And so it was that God gave his funk to this world so that we may get down, get down...in Blesus' name we pray. Ya man.
Blesus by Mike the G December 23, 2005
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Gandhi Bless 

Phrase that is used whenever something good happens to you and you have to be grateful, or when you see a 10/10
Hey cus take a look at that.
Mmmmmh, Gandhi Bless.
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Papa Bless 

Most commonly used by guys who are known for seeking the fattest vapes and the most slammin' chub n' tuck. This is a sign of veneration for something done remarkably well, the opposite of a Bradberry if you will. Use at your own discretion, due to it's incredible ability of making people say it for no reason.
Ethan: "Hey man, are you up for some Chub n' Tuck lessons in the Park?"
Ethan B.:"Sure thing man, last one was dope! Papa Bless!"
Papa Bless by Phantom Kaiser July 14, 2016
A beautiful attractive girl. When she loves she loves for real. Their bodies are real goals. She has a sense of humor and laughs a lot. Very committed to what she does. She knows how to socialise and fit in. They are all weathered people. They have admirable stress free lives. Love is their weakness. She has a heart od gold. If she hates you its for real she hates you. She can get so emotionless . She can act very petty but she isn't. She loves making people happy.
She is damn sexy
She must be a Blessy
Blessy by Stine12 November 29, 2018
(n.) a name meaning for "blessing", (adj.) loud and outgoing.

A person with the name "Blessie" is usually shy and timid towards new people but loud and outgoing towards the people closest to them.
That girl is so Blessie
Blessie by chicken1210 April 4, 2015

Bless Your Heart 

Below are the meanings of "bless your heart" from an Alabama born and raised southerner.

1. If someone has just lost a loved one, we say bless your heart to mean sympathy.

2. If a child falls down and skins their knee or someone tells you a sad story about a family member, we say bless your heart to mean we are sincerely sorry something bad happened.
3. If a southerner looks at you with a sardonic smile and says bless your heart, it usually means she thinks you're an idiot or your opinion is stupid.
4. If we look you straight in the face and say bless your heart and walk away or hang up, it generally means go screw yourself. This meaning also applies if bless your heart is used after an insult of some kind whether veiled or not.
5. Bless your heart can also be used to indicate surprise and happiness. For example, if someone tells you they won the lottery, we might say, "Bless your heart! That's fantastic!"
6. Another example is when we talk to each other about anything generally negative but not at all meant to be insulting. For example, "I know she spent all day in the kitchen and tried her very best, but bless her heart, what she served for the dinner party was just awful."

Hope this helps y'all!
Bless your heart has many meanings when used by a southerner.

Blessing 

Blessing, the name of the girl you love who you can’t stop talking about. Maybe it’s because you love the way her name tastes on your tongue, or because you enjoy her in general. Either way, she’s the definition of absolute perfection. She’s kind but not one to keep her feelings to herself. She’s bold about her opinions—proud of it—but she’s still so caring.

She’ll be struggling through so much, wanting to give up all the time, but she always manages to somehow keep pushing through. She has strong tenacity and no matter how much she might want to just give up, she can’t. And it’s not because she loves herself like a narcissist, rather, it’s because she doesn’t want those around her to hurt.

She doesn’t deserve to go through the problems she suffers with and when she tells you about them YOU feel your heart ache. She’ll say “I’m fine,” but you see straight through her mask. You want to wrap your arms around her, whisper comforting words into her ear as you stroke her hair. She’ll eventually break, making you’re heart ultimately shatter, but you know that she needs this. She’ll start to tremble, mumbling incoherent phrases of apologies as you continue to lull her.

But when she stops and relaxes, man doesn’t that just make you smile like an idiot. She’ll reciprocate the smile, hers much brighter. And that smile will just make you melt.

And that’s when you realize that you want complete happiness for this damn girl.
Phil: “Dude, I’m crushing on Blessing.”
Robert: “Yah, no kidding. Everyone loves her”
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