Blemar

A visionary creator

His marketing strategies changed the game forever. He is a real blemar !

by The Blemar April 15, 2023

Blearth

getting violently high

“Schmevy is gonna blearth it up at school today”
“I’m blearthed.”
“I’m on Planet Blearth right now.”
“Olivia and Brogan are blearthlings.”

by ogblearthling August 23, 2022

bleargh

An exclamation used to emphasize the state of being ready to shoot yourself in the ass twice out of boredom and the complete lack of motivation to complete any work.

Bleargh, I'm so fucking bored and I don't want to do work.

by ljds July 12, 2008

blearg

A response to something disappointing or overwhelming. Interchangeable with Ugh...

Scenario: Your boss brings you a project that will take 3 weeks and asks for it tomorrow.

Your response: "Blearg"

by Gigab May 20, 2008

blearch

To search within a blog.

Frank: "Hey man, you should look for that post in my blog!"
Mark: "Yeah dude, I'll blearch it when I get home."

by Rock Haskell May 11, 2009

Hazel Blears

Cockney rhyming slang for a vaginal smears test.

Hazel Blears is the annoying ginger dwarf who is the Labour Party Parrot MP for Salford, UK.

"Hey Vera, can't chat now as I am off to get me Hazel Blears done. I will be back in an hour!"

by Liam Billington March 16, 2008

bleard

Comes from a misspelling of Blackbeard the pirate. In this misspelling a character had been created out of his beard and is said to eat clits and is infested with rats. The beard itself is its own organism with fully functioning organ systems. The name if this organism is bleard.

sara: hey bri just make sure blackbeard doesn't eat your clit
bri: it's his bleard i have to worry about

by charli minaj-nikci April 3, 2020