The ultimate sadness, in which tears are so depressed they turn to tears of blood.
-There is no real violence behind the act of Blearing, only true sadness of the ultimate sense
Cjs. are the leading cause of blears.
by ThePAULICY (july, 2009) December 21, 2008
Cockney rhyming slang for a vaginal smears test.

Hazel Blears is the annoying ginger dwarf who is the Labour Party Parrot MP for Salford, UK.
"Hey Vera, can't chat now as I am off to get me Hazel Blears done. I will be back in an hour!"
by Liam Billington March 16, 2008
Present Chair of the British Labour party, or perhaps more accurately DAUGHTER OF SATAN! Overt fascist, will probably defect to the BNP if she doesn't get to be DPM (which she won't... or I shall emigrate) Either that or she'll get Robert Mugabe to leave his wife and they'll elope to somewhere in the bible belt.
Whose that coming out of Tricky Dickys? -Why it's Hazel Blears! -She probably goes there Tuesday nights too (and makes it past security)...
Hazel had a dilemma: The background colouring on her pol-pot poster didn't go next to Idi Amin, but she couldn't fit it in her 'Hitler Shrine'. The bust of Dick Cheney took up far too much room...
by Person??? March 4, 2007
The thing you wipe out of your eyes in the morning when they're bleary.
Ugh I just kept rubbing and rubbing my eyes this morning and the blear wouldn't wipe away.
by OldYonker May 18, 2022