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fresh bleeder 

Usually refers to a woman who just lost her virginity and thus is bleeding out of the vagina
Her: omg why is it gushing out so much?!
Me: damn shawty really be a fresh bleeder
fresh bleeder by Trackblaster February 4, 2021
Related Words
Bleeve • Bleever • Bleeder • Bleeze • bleeper • beeve • beever • Beevee • bleeded • Bleemen

Paulie Bleeker

Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.

Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.

Eats hot pockets for breakfast.

Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?
To make he/she feel wrong or stupid about self.

To flex on niggas that's not on the same level as you
A niggas said KF broke... Don't make have to Bleedem citch u sippin 30$ quali wit slauson special chains on yo neck. while I ride around in foreigns with blue strips while yo girl give me neck
Bleedem by Weestla Bandit November 22, 2016
stabbing someone 69 times in an alleyway under the influence of alcohol.
Jared: OMG did you hear that Wilbur got blerved yesterday

Lucy: What! OMG!
blerve by aynol April 18, 2021

Coco the Beever Boy 

An unemployed clown who can no longer afford clown make-up. Spends his days and nights playing scrabble on the internet. He only wears football shirts and shell-suits.
Who's the guy with the clown face and curly hair?

That'll be Coco the Beever boy.
Blunt. An inexpensive cigar (commonly swisher sweet) which is cut, emptied of tobacco, and filled with marijuana. After this blunt is rolled, it is then smoked.
I'm tired of smoking J's knave, lets roll up a fat blunt.
Bleeze by Royer September 10, 2003
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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