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1. A person who doesn't return text messages.
Ian says to Logan, "This girl I was tryna get at is such a bleefer. She almost never texts me back."
bleefer by DikDackBlack January 19, 2009
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British slang for a joint of Marijuana. Also known as a spliff.
Roger: "Oi mate, you wanna roll a fat bleefer with me?"
Gerald: "Roger old fellow, I would be simply delighted to puff on a bleefer with you."
Bleefer by Sheriff_Jimmy July 12, 2020
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fresh bleeder 

Usually refers to a woman who just lost her virginity and thus is bleeding out of the vagina
Her: omg why is it gushing out so much?!
Me: damn shawty really be a fresh bleeder
fresh bleeder by Trackblaster February 4, 2021

Paulie Bleeker

Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.

Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.

Eats hot pockets for breakfast.

Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?

Bell-Beefer 

A Bell-Beefer is a fart with an unusually low rumbling tone that the recipient feels as well as hears-much like that of a subwoofer.
"When Bob farted, it shook the bench...what a Bell-Beefer!"
Bell-Beefer by Ruzo October 29, 2007

block bleeder

Someone who is selling drugs in his neighborhood. Relieving fiends of every penny you can usually going days on end without sleep. hustling 24x7.
"He has been up three days straight bleeding the block. Hes a real block bleeder not some part time criminal"
block bleeder by Zero Celcius September 30, 2007

Bell Beefer

1. Taco meat on a hamburger bun. A fast food delight circa the 1980's.
2. Also, Nasty Barf.
1. Blaine spilled the Bell Beefer all over his Izod shirt and Members Only jacket while eating at the taco fast food place.
2. John blew a bell beefer all over Mindy, his date.
Bell Beefer by Vanilla25Cent June 20, 2006
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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