Definitions by Geordie

shitty ape 

Shitty Ape describes a person who don't wipe their rear end

Look at the guy, got poo on his are, what a shitty ape!

shitty ape by Geordie January 18, 2016

yer ma! 

wen ppl hav nothin better 2 offend ppl, they refer 2 'yer ma' meaning your mam, they are trying to say they have shagged her basically

george:your crap at singing!
freddy: yer ma's crap! (aka : in bed)

yer ma! by geordie May 13, 2005

immobilizer 

similar to the shocker you start off with the "2 in the pink one in the stink" and then take out your ring finger and stick it up her anus givin her a lil surprise...hence the immobilizer

"this broad was too loud durin the shocker so i immobilzed her"

immobilizer by Geordie October 21, 2004

smeel 

The process of rubbing butter into the skin of a new born baby badger. It is imperative this happens within the first 48 hours or it loses all flavour.

"Quick, smeel the badger!'

smeel by Geordie May 7, 2004

minge

The fur lined entrance to the spasm chasm.
Edible but can induce retching if hairs come loose and lodge in ones throat

i was munching minge till my jaw ached

minge by Geordie February 7, 2004

SMB 

Stands for Sad Mackem Bastards.

Used to describe Mackem Sunderland fans. Often by Newcastle United FC fans.

Don't those sad mackem bastards ever wash?

SMB by Geordie January 9, 2004

tack 

another word for cannabis

lets gan smoke sum tak in a bucket

tack by geordie October 24, 2003