Blaud

The feeling when you're trying to sit down in water, e.g. a swimming pool, but you don't have full control over your body weight, so even though you're in a sitting position, you're also semi-floating.

'I'm blauding', 'I thought this pool would be shallow enough to sit in, but it's making me blaud'

by TheRealMrsSmall May 28, 2020

Blaud

The feeling when you're trying to sit down in water, e.g. a swimming pool, but you don't have full control over your body weight, so even though you're in a sitting position, you're also semi-floating.

'I'm blauding', 'I thought this pool would be shallow enough to sit in, but it's making me blaud'

by MrsSmallCardiff July 18, 2025