Definitions by MrsSmallCardiff

Blaud 

The feeling when you're trying to sit down in water, e.g. a swimming pool, but you don't have full control over your body weight, so even though you're in a sitting position, you're also semi-floating.

'I'm blauding', 'I thought this pool would be shallow enough to sit in, but it's making me blaud'

Blaud by MrsSmallCardiff July 18, 2025

Facilitaker 

A facilitaker is someone who drops a joke-bomb (punchline with no context) while leaving someone else to explain it, rendering them the inevitable deliverer of the unfunny punchline (unfunny because it’s taken them so long to explain it)

No one’s going to understand that! I’m going to have to explain it- yours such a facilitaker!

Facilitaker by MrsSmallCardiff July 18, 2025

Facilitaker 

A person who drops a joke bomb (punchline with no context) while leaving someone else to explain it, rendering them the inevitable deliverer of the unfunny punchline (unfunny because it’s taken them so long to explain it)

I’m going to have to explain that now, because no one understands it! You’re such a facilitaker

Facilitaker by MrsSmallCardiff July 18, 2025