Blargey

Blargey is an extension of 'Blarg'. Blarg is a word which is used to fill a gap in a sentence, Blargey is mostly used to describe how you are feeling at that time when no real emotion seems to fit how you feel. However Blargey can be used to describe an object of which you can find no emotion to best express how you feel about it.

Hey dude, how you feelin after what happened last night? Uh I feel um uh... Blargey.

Look look at that messed up sign...
Blargey.

by Ace451 November 25, 2009

Blarmey

Blarmey: (adjective) combination of blarney and smarmy, used to describe a person who considers himself silver-tongued and compelling, but in reality oozes charm in the same way a slug or a festering pustule might. Probably developed this trait from kissing the Blarney Stone after the tour guides surreptitiously pissed on it.

(verb) An imperative pun used to call someone out on this trait.

1. “Ugh, that guy trying to bend my ear about his band is just so blarmey!”

2. “I’m not falling for your bullshit! So why don’t you just blarmey?”

by Bad Beth and Beyond July 13, 2019

blarneystoner

Someone who talks a lot when stoned, in the manner of one who has kissed the Blarney Stone (giving them the gift of the gab)

that skunk turned me into a right blarneystoner, I talked bollocks all night!

by Captain Hotknives October 8, 2005

blarney stone

A rock hanging over the side of some irish castle, that people go and kiss.

Gis Kiss me blarney stone.

by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

blarge

It's when two basketball referees fuck up. One official calls a block foul and another official calls a charge foul on the same play at the same time.

bl (block) arge (charge) = blarge

by JdOz28 August 12, 2006

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip

The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)

Also a phrase to slow someone down.

*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.

Oh, yeah? What if I said… blargen, fa-zibble, noggip?

by Bry10022 April 8, 2021

Kiss The Blarney Stone

The unwelcome touch of porcelain on the end of your penis while sitting on the toilet

I did my best not to kiss the blarney stone while using a festival portaloo

by NZ Jack November 7, 2013