blarmen 

A gay word that means your a homo.

Hes so blarmen he bends over for every guy.

blarmen by Jackwanda May 1, 2008

Blarmey 

Blarmey: (adjective) combination of blarney and smarmy, used to describe a person who considers himself silver-tongued and compelling, but in reality oozes charm in the same way a slug or a festering pustule might. Probably developed this trait from kissing the Blarney Stone after the tour guides surreptitiously pissed on it.

(verb) An imperative pun used to call someone out on this trait.

1. “Ugh, that guy trying to bend my ear about his band is just so blarmey!”

2. “I’m not falling for your bullshit! So why don’t you just blarmey?”

Blarmey by Bad Beth and Beyond July 13, 2019

Blaren 

Short for black Karen.

That Blaren just called the po po on me because I cut across her lawn.

Blaren by Guy Fawks April 8, 2021

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip 

The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)

Also a phrase to slow someone down.

*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.

Oh, yeah? What if I said… blargen, fa-zibble, noggip?

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip by Bry10022 April 8, 2021

blargenshnuggle 

a phrase used when a comeback can not be thought of

Person 1: You are such a loser.
You: Ya well, blargenshnuggle.
Person 1: Wow I got served.

blargenshnuggle by britain July 13, 2006

BLAREN 

A woman of color, usually rich, or works in Hollywood and is the kind of person who is unhappy when little things don't go their way. Often times Racist, and cries racism, yet will more than happily cash the check received from white people.

That woman is Such a BLAREN. she bitches about working with white people, and tries to call out racism, acting like a know it all and yet will gladly cash the paycheck she makes working with white people. She's a Black- Karen.

BLAREN by ZERO COOL 75 April 22, 2020

Blargenstine 

A more intense version of "blarg." Used as an expression of comedic frustration. Considered an intense explicative of "Blarg!"

A gamer accidentally kills or "frags" himself. He would state emphatically: "Blargenstine!" and then laugh, feeling quite embarrassed but comical.

Blargenstine by TrinityKnight(XboxLive) February 11, 2010