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a combination of 'blah' and 'argg' usually used in fustration.

usually a term used by pirates.
1-BLARGG the scurvy dog got away again! best if said by pirate
2-BLARGG! i had such a bad day today!
3-person 1: blargg
person 2: whats wrong?
person 1: just bored and dont know what to do
blargg by hex April 30, 2005
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A haggard looking female. Usually the unattractive friend of a girl you want to date.
Mitch: "Hey, I'm gonna go for the cute red head. you talk to her friend"
Jake: "What? i'm not getting stuck with the blargg dude, I'm talking the cute red head."
Blargg by Hontop Shanny February 3, 2010

Blarg Waffles

An item of food that is metephorically eaten on the internet and in chat rooms as a cure for bordom.
girl (00.21am) - k I'm going to bed, goodbye
guy (00.21am)- bye
girl has left
guy (00.40am)- can I has blarg waffles?
Blarg Waffles by Lew_as50 June 21, 2009

Blargin it 

Often used to describe the unintelligent actions and responses of others.
"Dude did you see ryan last night, he was blargin it so bad"

"You just spilled all over my shirt, you are blargin it"

"Guys, I think I might be blargin it because I just threw up everywhere"
Blargin it by Cobra Conners August 22, 2011

Blarglesnoffle 

It directly translates to "I don't know what to say"
"I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY BEST FRIEND"

"blarglesnoffle?"

blargtastic 

Adj. Stems from the root word blarg, with blarg being derived from blah and argh. Blargtastic is used to indicate a state of frustration and/or hopelessness. It is often used sarcastically as a synonym to "awesome" or "well-done".
1. The "war" in Iraq is blargtastic.
2. That loss was a blargtastic display of physical imperfection.
blargtastic by Siamara January 23, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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