brandilyn Is the hottest girl around and isn’t afraid to say no. brandilyn is really nice to everyone she meets and you are superlucky if you’re able to date her.
Tends to carry a stepstool at all times and cuss out tall cupboards. Does not function without coffee. Loves all things Boston. Hates the Yankees, cheesecake, and liberal pussies. Looks sweet enough and has a huge heart but will tear you down and send you running for safe spaces when pissed off. Gives zero fucks.. unless you're dark-haired, tattooed, have a captivating smile and aren't a douchebag or a liberalpussy. Then she might give ONE. Prefers whiskey over wine. Consumes copious amounts of coffee. Does not function well around others before 5a.m. Do NOT look directly into her eyes... she can see your soul and knows what you're thinking before you do.
See also: concentrated awesome Fun sized Irish kiss Sassy Feisty Vertically challenged whooty insatiable snarky.
Mark Wahlberg said Brandilynn's name...Your argument is invalid.
Met this chic who sucked the soul right outta me, bro. Could've sworn it was Brandilynn.
Put my girlfriends chocolate up on the highest shelf in the kitchen.. she went eight shades of Brandilynn on me!!
Usually a moron, a bitch and a complete tool. Noone likes a brandilyne. Short tempered and typically sneaky and underhanded. Its always best to avoid this type of person
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.