brandilyn Is the hottest girl around and isn’t afraid to say no. brandilyn is really nice to everyone she meets and you are super lucky if you’re able to date her.
Tends to carry a stepstool at all times and cuss out tall cupboards. Does not function without coffee. Loves all things Boston. Hates the Yankees, cheesecake, and liberal pussies. Looks sweet enough and has a huge heart but will tear you down and send you running for safe spaces when pissed off. Gives zero fucks.. unless you're dark-haired, tattooed, have a captivating smile and aren't a douchebag or a liberal pussy. Then she might give ONE. Prefers whiskey over wine. Consumes copious amounts of coffee. Does not function well around others before 5a.m. Do NOT look directly into her eyes... she can see your soul and knows what you're thinking before you do.
Mark Wahlberg said Brandilynn's name...Your argument is invalid.
Met this chic who sucked the soul right outta me, bro. Could've sworn it was Brandilynn.
Put my girlfriends chocolate up on the highest shelf in the kitchen.. she went eight shades of Brandilynn on me!!
Usually a moron, a bitch and a complete tool. Noone likes a brandilyne. Short tempered and typically sneaky and underhanded. Its always best to avoid this type of person