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Chav: "You got a spare blango cuz?
Gilligan: " Spare Banjo..? what?"
Chav: "Blango! Cigarette blud are you dumb"
Gilligan "oh right say it properly and I'll give you one."
Blango by Blango Cuz February 22, 2010
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blang blang 

blang blang is a term that is used to describe a style or aesthetic that emphasizes simplicity, authenticity, and natural beauty. It is often associated with a minimalistic approach that makes effective use of available resources and avoids excess or waste. In contrast to the flashy and often over-the-top style of bling bling, which values ostentatious displays of wealth and extravagance, blang blang values raw, unadorned beauty and is sometimes compared to the Japanese concept of “mottainai,” which emphasizes the importance of avoiding waste and making the most of what one has.
The new restaurant is blang blang - exposed brick walls and wooden tables, raw beauty of the space.
blang blang by joe_halo April 10, 2023
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blancophobe 

One afraid of or who hates whites, or other light skinned individuals.
"That man hates the honkeys, he's such a blancophobe."
blancophobe by =Rights4Whites September 2, 2009

Bandito Blanco 

Dude, get a load of this bandito blanco!
Bandito Blanco by tracyjordan February 20, 2012

blangatang 

(noun): one member of a couple who are not officially dating, but act in every way like a couple, annoying the fuck out of everyone around them.

(verb): being someone's blangatang
Male: What are we exactly?
Female: I don't know. We're happy. Why do we need to put a labal on it.
Male: Because there is a label: BLANGATANGS, bitch!

Gossipy chick: OMG! Have you seen those two? Are they an item?
Guy who wants her to shut up: They're blangatangs.

Man 1: Things are going great. I'm not sure if I want to ask her out though. We might just keep blangatanging.
Man 2: I hate you. Leave me alone.
blangatang by tippiandalfred July 2, 2010

The Blanguage

The blood language. Spoken by replacing every possible letter “C” with a letter “B”.
The Blanguage examples:

Why u buggin bousin?
Yoooo that was a brazy touchdown by Bam Newton!

Im bout to go bool it with my nigga Barlos
The Blanguage by theboyyyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2017

Bangometric Pressure 

Closely correlates to the chance of penetration. The higher the Bangometric Pressure, the higher the probability of "Getting it on" will be.
Did you feel that? She just checked me out, The Bangometric Pressure in here just got raised.

Man, I talked about my ex too much, I felt the Bangometric Pressure drop.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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