Bango

The ancient, deranged king of Zimbabwe. He was notorious for playing the bongos, and growing coconuts that he hurled at people who tooted during his speeches. He was also well known for inventing the word "Dongo" and tooting all the time.

I just bopped you on the head with a coconut- you can just call me Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango!

by ItWasBangoDaWholeTiem March 9, 2014

Bango

Scouse, for making things very obvious.

Smigga - ''Smash da window n jump in, jus don't make it bango lad! ''

by CapitanStu September 30, 2007

Bango

Noun.
Used to describe someone who makes an assumption that turns out to be wrong or inaccurate.

John: You mean the dogs don't lay eggs?
Jane: No, BANGO!

by Kendall April 8, 2005

Bango

Ultra flashy and fly. The replacement for "swag" that is sure to be said in every rap song for the next year or so.

Man, y'all can keep y'all swag; we got that bango over here!

That dude has some hellafied bango going on...

by thecza April 29, 2009

Bango

To be of a state of complete non colective thought

Man, I feel a bit Bango today

by Dagrak January 21, 2003

Bango

A nick name given when a Chick asks "Do you wanna Bang?" then the guy pulls down his pants revealing his small penis resulting in the chick saying "OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

kid 1: "Hey, why do they call you Bango?" Kevin: "I dont wanna talk about it"

by Robertttt April 15, 2008

Bango

An awesome new fruit flavor combination that is a combination of a mango and banana.

I just made a bango smoothie.

by defective meow April 24, 2013