bluntlord

A person who thinks they're using edgy humor but the edge has worn off of it due to age and overuse.

"That attack helicopter joke again? You are such a bluntlord."

by KitKitBar April 11, 2023

Bloatlord

M'Bloat aka Kyriakos Grizzly

The bloatlord totally mogged that guy.

by Leanpeen March 14, 2022

Bloatlord

1. Could've started from the perception of extremely large bodybuilders having bloated looking stomachs (Palumboism) which occurs when the oblique muscles thicken and make it hard for a bodybuilder to hold their stomach in. These absolute kings of man kind are menaces to society.

Look at these absolute bloatlords. They get people mirin' left and right.

by Tomboy enthusiast September 14, 2021

Bloatlord

Term originating from bodybuilders that have Palumboism which is an abnormally large gut that appears to be made of muscle in which occurs from insulin and steroid abuse. Modern usage stems from a lifter named Kyriakos Grizzly which is a broad wide man with tons of muscle and fat mass who does unconventional lifts with heavy amounts of weight. Bloat lord can be used to describe a person who lifts heavy weights and is extremely bloated in the stomach and fat all around but also huge with muscle. These guys are the real mass monsters of the planet, people that would fall into the bloat lord category for example: Levan Saginashvili, Iranian Hulk, Kyriakos Grizzly, Jay cutler (off season), Big Lenny, Ian Carnegie.

Friend: Holy shit that guy is moving 400kg with his arms
Me: Damn look at that build what a bloatlord
Friend: One day ill become a bloatlord and prove my mom wrong
Me: My family doesnt love me
Friend: Summer of 2007 i saw a group of 4 men carry a women off and i didn't do anything about it.

by virginmasterwizardman June 30, 2022

Bluntwood

Brentwood aka Bluntwood; the most hardcore lil town in central Long Island. The town actually has black people in it unlike Holbrook and Coram and shitty ass wigger towns.

If you want to live in a suburb instead of the city and you dont want to be around all white people, then move to Brentwood (Bluntwood) but hurry the highschool is PACKED!

by Reggaetonist October 25, 2004

bluntler

A variation of butler, a bluntler is hired to take care of all of the more tedious tasks involved with the smoking of marijuana: buying, grinding, rolling, and even lighting are normal duties taken over by the bluntler. This allows the individual for whom the bluntler works to enjoy a calm relaxed bake session. In some cases, a bluntler may also serve as a smoking partner.

Bro, my bluntler rolled me 15 blunts this morning, I couldn't feel my legs!

by 248_Tha_Bluntler December 1, 2010

bluntarded

Really extremely high

"Bro, i am so bluntarded right now."
"10 blunts and im bluntarded"

by Jade Jenkins May 19, 2008