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Blakelon 

most funny sexy person alive
Wow did you see blakelon walking in the hallway?!!!
Blakelon by blakelon May 16, 2022
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Blakelon 

funniest and sexiest person alive
Wow did you see blakelon walking in the hallway?!!!!
Blakelon by blakelon May 16, 2022

Blakelock 

TA Blakelock (or TAB) is a high school located in oakville Ontario. It’s fairly old and definitely isn’t the best looking school around but overall it’s not a bad school. There are lots of great teachers that feel less like an adult paid to teach you useless information and more like a friend. Though there are a few pretty crappy teachers at TAB. There is a small area on school property known as the pit. The pit is where everyone smokes and hangs out during their free period(s) and even though it’s on school property none of the staff do anything about it. Though Blakelock is a fairly large school it doesn’t have a ton of students at the moment, this year we have just under a thousand. (That’s not a lot compared to the other schools in the area) Most of the students at TAB are pretty cool. There are some absolutely gorgeous girls and pretty hot guys. Most people are pretty nice as well. If you’re about to go to TAB be prepared to be totally lost for the first few weeks but you’ll eventually get the hang of navigating through the huge crowds of kids in between classes.
Student 1: Geez, Blakelock looks like it’s falling apart.
Student 2: that’s because it is.
Blakelock by Mcke June 23, 2018
Blakelyn is one of the most beautiful, smartest, kindest, and lovable person in the world. Blakelyn is an awesome person to be around. Anyone who knows Blakelyn is a really lucky person. Anyone would be lucky to have Blakelyn as a best friend
Yo, Blakelyn is the nicest person in the world!!!
blakelyn by Its_Gracie November 1, 2018

Blakelock 

Blakelock (TAB) is a high school in Oakville. It is known for drugs and is very sus to anyone who doesn’t go there. It looks like shit and smells like shit. But, even though the school looks very disgusting it is the best school in Oakville. Majority of the people here are good, but there are a few bitches here and there. The guys are hot as fuck and the girls are gorgeous. The teachers are pretty chill and don’t usually give a fuck about what you do. We have a pit where you can go to smoke. The teachers know about it but they don’t do anything. We have a caf with two floors. The washrooms change rooms are a great place for a quick vape break. You can vape in the halls too if you want.

Blakelock looks like a shithole but is the best school in oakville
Kid 1: “ew what is that? It looks disgusting
Kid 2: “oh, it’s Blakelock”
Kid 1: “that’s sus”
Blakelock by Jesss br May 6, 2019

Blakelock 

TAB for short. Blakelock is a pretty down to earth school, considering it's in Oakville. Notorious for drugs, you can't go into a hall without seeing someone baked out of their minds.

We've got some pretty cool people, a lot of hot chicks, (same goes for attractive guys). Our school sports team owns, and is probobly the best school, if not the best, school for sports in Halton. Most of the girls watch the OC, while a lot of the guys play poker. Everyone drinks and/or smokes pot, a lot also do both(obviously)

The smokers have their own area known as the 'pit', and even though it's on school property, the teachers don't do shit. We have a cafetria with two levels, and a store were you can buy paper and stuff called Tab'ard.

The teachers are cool, the students are cool, what more could you ask for?
Dude 1: yo, wanna skip and get baked?

Dude 2: naw, Im gonna go to the caf and probobly play some cards.

Dude 1: Blakelock Rox

Dude 2: true dat
Blakelock by Blakelock_girl July 24, 2008

blakelock bikers 

a bunch of douche bags who ride around oakville on there "dirt jumpers", thinking mountain biking is the best fuckin sport ever even tho there's no mountains around them and they often go to the *skate park* and ride around snaking people not doing tricks besides "moto whips"
blakelock bikers
ginger fag: hey wanna go to shell?
minority fag: yah man i just learned how to ride of "t-bone yesterday
ginger fag: my god your amazing
skaters who walk by them: wow watta bunch of fag's
blakelock bikers by big meetch November 17, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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