Blakelock 

TA Blakelock (or TAB) is a high school located in oakville Ontario. It’s fairly old and definitely isn’t the best looking school around but overall it’s not a bad school. There are lots of great teachers that feel less like an adult paid to teach you useless information and more like a friend. Though there are a few pretty crappy teachers at TAB. There is a small area on school property known as the pit. The pit is where everyone smokes and hangs out during their free period(s) and even though it’s on school property none of the staff do anything about it. Though Blakelock is a fairly large school it doesn’t have a ton of students at the moment, this year we have just under a thousand. (That’s not a lot compared to the other schools in the area) Most of the students at TAB are pretty cool. There are some absolutely gorgeous girls and pretty hot guys. Most people are pretty nice as well. If you’re about to go to TAB be prepared to be totally lost for the first few weeks but you’ll eventually get the hang of navigating through the huge crowds of kids in between classes.

Student 1: Geez, Blakelock looks like it’s falling apart.
Student 2: that’s because it is.

Blakelock by Mcke June 23, 2018

Blakelock 

Blakelock (TAB) is a high school in Oakville. It is known for drugs and is very sus to anyone who doesn’t go there. It looks like shit and smells like shit. But, even though the school looks very disgusting it is the best school in Oakville. Majority of the people here are good, but there are a few bitches here and there. The guys are hot as fuck and the girls are gorgeous. The teachers are pretty chill and don’t usually give a fuck about what you do. We have a pit where you can go to smoke. The teachers know about it but they don’t do anything. We have a caf with two floors. The washrooms change rooms are a great place for a quick vape break. You can vape in the halls too if you want.

Blakelock looks like a shithole but is the best school in oakville

Kid 1: “ew what is that? It looks disgusting”
Kid 2: “oh, it’s Blakelock”
Kid 1: “that’s sus”

Blakelock by Jesss br May 6, 2019

Blakelock 

TAB for short. Blakelock is a pretty down to earth school, considering it's in Oakville. Notorious for drugs, you can't go into a hall without seeing someone baked out of their minds.

We've got some pretty cool people, a lot of hot chicks, (same goes for attractive guys). Our school sports team owns, and is probobly the best school, if not the best, school for sports in Halton. Most of the girls watch the OC, while a lot of the guys play poker. Everyone drinks and/or smokes pot, a lot also do both(obviously)

The smokers have their own area known as the 'pit', and even though it's on school property, the teachers don't do shit. We have a cafetria with two levels, and a store were you can buy paper and stuff called Tab'ard.

The teachers are cool, the students are cool, what more could you ask for?

Dude 1: yo, wanna skip and get baked?

Dude 2: naw, Im gonna go to the caf and probobly play some cards.

Dude 1: Blakelock Rox

Dude 2: true dat

Blakelock by Blakelock_girl July 24, 2008

blakelock bikers 

a bunch of douche bags who ride around oakville on there "dirt jumpers", thinking mountain biking is the best fuckin sport ever even tho there's no mountains around them and they often go to the *skate park* and ride around snaking people not doing tricks besides "moto whips"

blakelock bikers
ginger fag: hey wanna go to shell?
minority fag: yah man i just learned how to ride of "t-bone yesterday
ginger fag: my god your amazing
skaters who walk by them: wow watta bunch of fag's

blakelock bikers by big meetch November 17, 2010

Mookie Blaylock 

October 22, 1990 the band Mookie Blaylock, named after an NBA point guard, played their first official show at the Off Ramp Cafe in Seattle. The band was later renamed Pearl Jam. Jeff Ament Bassist was a huge Mookie fan having watched him play basketball at Oklahoma, and thought his name was superunique. Mookie was cool about it too and didn't sue.

Pearl Jam's Ten was named after Mookie Blaylock's jersey number.

Mookie Blaylock by Shougo February 20, 2022

Jolene Blalock 

The actress who plays T'Pol in Star Trek ENT. She and her lesbian sidekick, ensign (meaning fuckable) Hoshi Sato, together made ENT into TNT for our dicks.

Long live princess Jolene Blalock. May her body stay hot and sexy for forever.

Jolene Blalock by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

andre blalock 

A cool basketball player that be litt af and have all the girls on him funniest person ever

Andre Blalock is a nice brother to his sister Tionna

andre blalock by Tuckey b June 16, 2017