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Blahbles 

These are droplets of saliva that drip from one's ballsack after one has teabagged the guy who passed out first at a party.
He must have gotten french kissed during that teabag, cuz he got blahbles all over the carpet!
Blahbles by bling blahb bling March 2, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
The act of stumbling upon what other people are searching on Google courtesy Blahble.com
Having to blahble onto " i kissed a girl and i liked it ", made me feel ..... ;> !

The other day I blahbled upon " my cats ate the condom " and I went "sheesh dont claim responsibility for that pussy!"

When I get bored I love a funny/ interesting/outlandish blahble.
Blahble by I am Blah March 30, 2011

BlahblehblahBlahblehblahBlahblehblahBlahblehblah 

when someone yaps 24/7/369

or says BlahblehblahBlahblehblahBlahblehblahBlahblehblah
and as he went on with his lecture all i could hear was BlahblehblahBlahblehblahBlahblehblahBlahblehblah

Blahblehblah 

The area behind your teeth just before the roof of your mouth that juts out a little bit. It is a place where people often get chips, popcorn bits and pretzels stuck. It also gets burned alot when drinking hot liquids or when eating hot foods.
OUCH! I just burned my Blahblehblah!

Oh great, I got a dorito stuck in my blahblehblah, this is never going to come out...
Blahblehblah by MissToniLee March 24, 2009

Blahbleh 

Is considered a language that can be defined as rude and/or disrespectful
Ty: Blehhhhh
Em: *le gasp* how dare you speak such language!
Ty said Blehhh which is disrespectful in the language blahbleh
Blahbleh by Ted.Bundy2.0 :) November 26, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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