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Blackjack 

Taking a number 2 and a number 1 at the same time while in the bathroom, thus 21 - the perfect bathroom blackjack.
After 2 hours of being on the road, Lyndon had to take a shit and piss so badly, that he blackjacked as soon as he got in the bathroom.
Blackjack by Poncho23 March 5, 2016
A dark and terrible place where the souls of law students go to die so that they can become lawyers.
O conveys Blackacre to A for the life of B, then, if C is married, to the children of D and their heirs on their mother's side so long as the old oak tree stands. At the time of the conveyance D has no children and is 102 years old.

Characterize the interests and estates of D's unborn children.

Blackjack and hookers 

An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."
Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"
Blackjack and hookers by McGingie December 18, 2014

Blackademic 

That nigga is such a blackademic.
Blackademic by lkdzzbls August 31, 2010

blackade 

A blackade is a very large crowd of black girls and/or guys blocking a hallway in school or any other place. It can be very annoying at times when trying to get to somewhere in a hurry, especially when they start yelling at you for no other reason than getting knocked over by themselves.
Bob: Man, I really have to get to math class. O crap Its a blackade!

Black girl: AWWW HELL NAW
blackade by nocoffee4me June 4, 2005

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>. 

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.