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Blacklace

Hmmmmm .... A Control Freek From #Blueyonder , Yes ... That's About Right.
You Were Banned From #BlueYonder By Lace (Don't Say Hi To "ME")
by Ha I'm Not That Dumb October 24, 2003
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Blackjack

Taking a number 2 and a number 1 at the same time while in the bathroom, thus 21 - the perfect bathroom blackjack.
After 2 hours of being on the road, Lyndon had to take a shit and piss so badly, that he blackjacked as soon as he got in the bathroom.
by Poncho23 March 5, 2016
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Blackacre

A dark and terrible place where the souls of law students go to die so that they can become lawyers.
O conveys Blackacre to A for the life of B, then, if C is married, to the children of D and their heirs on their mother's side so long as the old oak tree stands. At the time of the conveyance D has no children and is 102 years old.

Characterize the interests and estates of D's unborn children.
by The Learned Hand of God April 25, 2012
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Blackjack and hookers

An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."
Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"
by McGingie December 18, 2014
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Blackademic

That nigga is such a blackademic.
by lkdzzbls August 31, 2010
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blackade

A blackade is a very large crowd of black girls and/or guys blocking a hallway in school or any other place. It can be very annoying at times when trying to get to somewhere in a hurry, especially when they start yelling at you for no other reason than getting knocked over by themselves.
Bob: Man, I really have to get to math class. O crap Its a blackade!

Black girl: AWWW HELL NAW
by nocoffee4me June 4, 2005
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What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.
by zacon November 29, 2003
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