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Black Shirt 

A man feared for his ability to run you over, strip the ball and return it for a touchdown.
The Black Shirts are the best defense in college football
Black Shirt by Anonymous September 13, 2003
Words you can keep

black shirt 

an article of clothing that makes the wearer look extremely attractive
you should NEVER wear that black shirt again; it makes you look too hot

black t-shirt convention 

A concert, house show, party, or similar occasion when a group of "scenesters" can be found trying to outcool each other. Often the attire of those at these functions includes a black t-shirt, which may have a band logo, skull, or something else retarded printed on it.
person 1:Do you remember that hardcore show?
person 2: Yeah, fucking black t-shirt convention.

*blank* shirt girl 

An attractive girl who is noticed most for a certain shirt that she wears.
1.Dude *blank* shirt girl's boobs are amazing.
2.Hey wheres blue shirt girl? Oh there she is in a red shirt.

shirt block 

The act of taking a marathon finishers shirt that is too big for you for no good reason (ie. I can "sleep in it" or my kids would like this shirt), leaving only smaller shirts for the later, chubby runners.
WRM race worker: what size shirt do you want?
skinny/fast runner: Give me an XL, I can sleep in it.

(...much later...)

chubby/slower runner: Can I get a finisher shirt?
WRM race worker: All we have left are Small and Mediums
chubby/slower runner: Those twigs shirt blocked me!
shirt block by 4jarvis December 3, 2011

blackshirt 

A member of the Italian fascist party before World War II. Now used to describe any neo-nazi, right-winger, or fascist in general.
And you decked some fucking blackshirt who was cursing all the Yids. --Shane MacGowan (The Pogues) in "The sick
bed of Cuchulainn"
blackshirt by Megan Keith April 6, 2006

Toni Blackshire 

A freelance photographer from North Carolina who specializes in portraits. She is one of the few photographers who don't make you pay hundreds of dollars for just a few pictures. She is also know by the name Ghost Di Randers. She has a Rock & Roll/ Indie vibe to her. She likes anything red. When she gets her own place she said she wanted to have a Rock & Roll Barbie mansion, without the Barbies.
Person 1: I need to get some photos taken but I don't want to pay loads of money.

Person 2: You should check out Toni Blackshire, she does all day shoots a pretty decent price.
Toni Blackshire by vmadden March 19, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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