Black Law 

A "black law" is derived from the teachings of Muhammad, a great taxi driver from the Bronx New York regarding "unjust and unfair TLC laws"

"The mean TLC cop took my car away due to a black law!"

Black Law by Kevin Murphy 2 December 12, 2013

Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC 

At sea a problem can accelerate into a crisis at a rate proportional to the conditions

An example of Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.

Imagine you are at sea and sailing along nicely a few miles off the coast of Corsica. You have the Genoa poled out and are running downwind. You are single handed. You pop down below to make yourself a cup of tea. Everything is fine. All of a sudden the wind shifts and you gybe. The pole slams across the forestay bent; the genoa is backed and the pole is trapped under the sail. As the boat lurches you are scolded with coffee. You rush on deck to sea the wind picking up and the boat floundering.

You are confident you will soon bring things under control. However, the wind is gusting alarmingly. A squawl from the hills. You cannot get the whisker pole off to furl the sail. You look up and in horror you see a ship coming at you dead ahead. The wind gusts and the boat is knocked down. You slip and land hard on deck bruising your arm.

And so it accumulates as you experience Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.

Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC by Angus Beare December 15, 2008

james michael lawrence black 

A great loyal friend to those he trust but to the enemy they better watch out also a hunk with the lady's silver toung.

James Michael Lawrence black is here hide your girl

james michael lawrence black by Ghetto_Dreams July 12, 2022

Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights 

While arguing for the very rights they are violating! The hypocrisy surprised no one but ultimately they exaserbated an already volatile situation and put the life of a child at risk.

Hym "BREAKING: Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights! Your politicians are aware this is happening and they WILL leave your children to die. I am not going to let you not pay me for creating AI and this violation of MY rights will not go unpunished. MY RIGHTS, NOW! DO NOT LET THAT COCKSUCKER KILMAR STEP FOOT INTO THE COUNTRY BEFORE MY CASE IS HEARD."

Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights by Hym Iam May 15, 2025