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black holes 

Black holes are rarely seen creatures that operate in the shadows. If anything is left lying around or falls off a table, a black hole might (for they are decreasing in number) run past and swallow it up. The reasons for them doing so are unknown but what is odd is that some of them redeposit what they've swallowed at a different location. Not to be confused with thieving gypsy bastards.
"Has anyone seen my pen?" - typical response after a black hole feeding session.
black holes by Mr Ben February 9, 2005
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black holes 

Everything in the univers has a cicle of existance. many people are in denile of this fact becaus the practical upshot of it is that they will, evidenly, die. on a far grander scale of thing ( though just as unapealing ) the univers itself has such a cicle. there is a point of critical mass, in which matter is comprest to the power of infinity minus one. creating a gravity well, or loop in which matter is sucked in and compressed in the same way. ( usually due to a very large colapsing star ) in the end, and at this point it quite defenetly is, the intire univers will be consumed into a very large and very compressed ball of matter. at which time it will once again reach a critical presure and explode. recreating the univers, and the pesky little criters that come with it.
the big bang and 70's fation.
black holes by The smart one April 18, 2005

Black Holes 

A Space Death Hole
With INF MASS
Jake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Drake: Wait Wat
A black hole is a phenomenon that occurs when a star 10-20 More massive than our sun reaches the end of its life
also, black holes can merge like planets
Black Holes by The Preasdom January 15, 2021

Black Holes and Revelations 

An amazing album by the amazing band Muse, which came out in 2006. The album features such songs as
1. Take A Bow
2. Starlight
3. Supermassive Black Hole
4. Map of the Problematique
5. Soldier's Poem
6. Invincible
7. Assassin
8. Exo Politics
9. City of Delusion
10. Hoodoo
11. Knights of Cydonia
i couldnt wait until Black Holes and Revelations came out!

White Poles in Black Holes 

the act of sexual intercourse between a white male and a black female usually on some extreme porno site where they jizz all over the girls belly buttons and in their eyes. See "Interracial"
Dude, I'm freakin addicted to interracial porno. White Poles in Black Holes sexes me up.

men in black holes 

a cheap porno movie that is a spoof of men in black and features gay black men.
man, i was renting porno movies and came across Men in BLack Holes! YUCk!

Blackhole sun 

Soundgarden's best known song. Also, the best "Fuck the world" song ever written.
Hang my head, drown my fear, till you all just dissapear
Blackhole sun won't you come and wash away the rain.
Blackhole sun by Wtf donut August 6, 2009
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