Black Gates

A term for a situation of extreme awkwardness. A comparison to the hordes of "Awks" pouring out of the Black Gates in LOTR, ie it is the most awkward situation possible.

Son: Good Day Mom?

Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.

You: Holy shit Black Gates.

by ImperialEmperor November 13, 2011

the back gate

A place where methill junkies go to get fucked oot there nut on a daily basis

im Gon tae the back gate lod you comin

by Reekin bumchokeland June 9, 2019

the back gate

The Back gate is a place at levenmouth academy where all the junkie basterds go after havin a shag at the goth corner for a fag

You want to go round to the back gate pal?

by Reekin bumchokeland June 9, 2019

(fill-in-the-blank)-gate

When there is a personal or work controversy, just add "gate" at the end to dramatize it, similar to Janet Jackson's boob-gate during the Super Bowl.

I'm sorry about (fill-in-the-blank)-gate today at our meeting. I don't know why everyone had to make comments about you. It was entirely inappropriate.

by C-Dubs November 20, 2007

back gate parlor

(1940's) death in prison

- Yo, you need to help us get outta here!!!

- Hey, listen! With all the atrocities you have committed throughout your life, the only way you will find to get outta this shitty place here, son, is the back gate parlor.

by William Warney May 17, 2011

Blackmates

2 African americans destined to be together sexually and through marital status

Joe: Hey Tyson look at that smoking black womans booty!!!!

Tyson: Dayyyumm I thank that dat hoes and me are Blackmates.

by SexJ June 22, 2011

A block from gales

Gene’s house

I was a block from gales, I was at Gene’s house and yeah crazy

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself April 30, 2019