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Black Gates 

A term for a situation of extreme awkwardness. A comparison to the hordes of "Awks" pouring out of the Black Gates in LOTR, ie it is the most awkward situation possible.
Son: Good Day Mom?

Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.

You: Holy shit Black Gates.
Black Gates by ImperialEmperor November 13, 2011

the back gate 

A place where methill junkies go to get fucked oot there nut on a daily basis
im Gon tae the back gate lod you comin

the back gate 

The Back gate is a place at levenmouth academy where all the junkie basterds go after havin a shag at the goth corner for a fag
You want to go round to the back gate pal?

(fill-in-the-blank)-gate 

When there is a personal or work controversy, just add "gate" at the end to dramatize it, similar to Janet Jackson's boob-gate during the Super Bowl.
I'm sorry about (fill-in-the-blank)-gate today at our meeting. I don't know why everyone had to make comments about you. It was entirely inappropriate.
(fill-in-the-blank)-gate by C-Dubs November 20, 2007

back gate parlor 

- Yo, you need to help us get outta here!!!

- Hey, listen! With all the atrocities you have committed throughout your life, the only way you will find to get outta this shitty place here, son, is the back gate parlor.

Blackmates 

2 African americans destined to be together sexually and through marital status
Joe: Hey Tyson look at that smoking black womans booty!!!!

Tyson: Dayyyumm I thank that dat hoes and me are Blackmates.
Blackmates by SexJ June 22, 2011

A block from gales 

I was a block from gales, I was at Gene’s house and yeah crazy
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