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Talking a load of sh*t for ages
blabber by Lucy1239 October 16, 2013
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A blabber is a person who talks gibberish and cannot/Is not understood.
The French teacher blabs too much, she's a blabber.

My 11-month-old baby brother Is such a blabber he can't stop.
Blabber by anonymous November 28, 2023

blabber jabber 

1. nonsense jibberish
2. unreasonable talking
She had to blabber jabber in the middle of my speech didn't she?

jibberish nonsense talk random chatty unsensible
blabber jabber by love <333 June 11, 2011

blabber infection 

The condition that a person who goes "blah blah blah" suffers from.

Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.
"After girls-night, she invariably comes back with home a blabber infection. I cannot get her to stop talking"
blabber infection by the_saurus October 20, 2012
Word of the Day on October 22, 2012

Blabber Gagging 

Some idiot driving down the highway doing 10 or more mph under the speed limit.. because they are talking on their smart phone.
I almost ran into the back of this idiot Blabber Gagging on her phone, doing 50 in a 65 mph zone.
Blabber Gagging by AceLoyal June 19, 2014

Blabber Blubbers (BB)

Blabble Blubbers (BB) are simpleton girls with a brain capacity of a fruit fly. They're your typical onomatomaniak's who constantly get hyped on defaming beautiful successful woman who have the world at their feet. Their child like seeking behavior is a result of their insecurities. Many of them join a pack of other jealous women who enjoy inhaling each other's stinky company. Blabble Blubbers are either brittle boned anorexics with the slightest touch can result in breaking their bones, furry skin and thinning hair, their food intake is equivalent to the size of their brain, sausage tits and bad breath. The other are the lazy blubber type. They eat big, they are big and they talk big. You can easily confuse them to a spare Michelin tyre, salty AF with a stinky Coochie with puss balls. BB are extremely jealous women who do not like to be around beautiful women because they make look like second class citizens.
Example 1:
Anorexic sourpuss:: 'Ewwww, look at her thick fuzzy hair, it looks like she hasn't combed it"
Beached whale: ' I know, her boobs are bigger than mine, I bet they're not real'
Waiter: 'She's absolutely hot, who is he'?
Anorexic sourpuss: 'She's ugly, she hasn't even got a big ass'
Waiter: 'STFU bitch, you should be the last to talk, your tits hang like grandads washed up cock'

Example 2
Sam: 'I went to a party last night and got so sloshed and horny, found myself dancing with a Michelin girl, next thing I knew she grabbed my face and stuck in her cooch so I can give her head, I vomited all over the place, she smelt like a Limburger, ewww, never again'

These are two examples of Blabber Blubbers (BB) at work.

blabber mouth 

When a person is tossing salad (eating out someone's ass) and the recipient farts into the other person's mouth. An awful mouthfull of gaseous fecal matter!
Tom was eating Joe's ass when Joe gave Tom a blabber mouth! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
blabber mouth by Ira Goldbaum May 20, 2010
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