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bitmoji flirting
bitmoji flirting by Greasy Goblins April 19, 2018
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Bitmoji
Bitmoji by Where my boy at? June 4, 2018
Bitmoji Woman
Women who are lowkey in social settings but are actually pretty funny when you talk to them. Very underrated.
Bitmoji Woman by Lewkhas June 15, 2023
purple bitmoji
friend: give me head
you:change you’re bitmoji to purple
friend: ok
you:*gags*
purple bitmoji is a trend for the boys
you:change you’re bitmoji to purple
friend: ok
you:*gags*
purple bitmoji is a trend for the boys
purple bitmoji by imadopted.idkmynane July 22, 2020
Dark Green Bitmoji
People with a Dark Green Bitmoji is 99.9% of the time a very charming and chill person.
But keep in mind, there might be some side effects from hanging out with a “Dark Green Bitmoji” person. Here is a list of the most common side effects:
- Brain Cancer
- Homosexual illness
- Extreme colourblindness
- Rabies
- Smal Dick Syndrome
But keep in mind, there might be some side effects from hanging out with a “Dark Green Bitmoji” person. Here is a list of the most common side effects:
- Brain Cancer
- Homosexual illness
- Extreme colourblindness
- Rabies
- Smal Dick Syndrome
Sandra: "Hey billy, I saw you hanging out with a Dark Green Bitmoji person. How was it?”
Billy: “Yeah in the beginning it was nice. Until I looked down my pants and saw a 0.1 inched penis”
Billy: “Yeah in the beginning it was nice. Until I looked down my pants and saw a 0.1 inched penis”
Dark Green Bitmoji by You_were_maby_adopted January 23, 2022
Bitmoji
A gay app used by "hip" teachers, especially for remote learning. It's basically the Gen X version of Gacha Life, which is even more cringeworthy.
Bitmoji by Hange Zoe is best girl February 11, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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