bitmojic

shut up crystal it’s a fucking word now

I am the master of bitmoji and have plentiful bitmojic strength

by kiki_wiki April 23, 2018

bitmoji flirting

Flirting with the absence of words and the implementation of a Bitmoji sticker(s)

*insert cute flirtatious Bitmoji Flirting sticker*

by Greasy Goblins April 19, 2018

Bitmoji

What ur mom sends to be hip

Mom: *sends Bitmoji saying good morning*
Son: just say “gm” , mom!

by Where my boy at? June 4, 2018

Bitmoji Woman

Women who are lowkey in social settings but are actually pretty funny when you talk to them. Very underrated.

Yo who is that girl over there?

I don’t know but if she ain’t a Bitmoji Woman, I don’t want her.

by Lewkhas June 15, 2023

purple bitmoji

Tik tok trend for the boys

friend: give me head
you:change you’re bitmoji to purple

friend: ok

you:*gags*

purple bitmoji is a trend for the boys

by imadopted.idkmynane July 22, 2020

Dark Green Bitmoji

People with a Dark Green Bitmoji is 99.9% of the time a very charming and chill person.
But keep in mind, there might be some side effects from hanging out with a “Dark Green Bitmoji” person. Here is a list of the most common side effects:

- Brain Cancer
- Homosexual illness
- Extreme colourblindness
- Rabies
- Smal Dick Syndrome

Sandra: "Hey billy, I saw you hanging out with a Dark Green Bitmoji person. How was it?”
Billy: “Yeah in the beginning it was nice. Until I looked down my pants and saw a 0.1 inched penis”

by You_were_maby_adopted January 23, 2022

Bitmoji

A gay app used by "hip" teachers, especially for remote learning. It's basically the Gen X version of Gacha Life, which is even more cringeworthy.

My math teacher uses Bitmoji and puts it on EVERY. FUCKING. SLIDE.

by Hange Zoe is best girl February 11, 2021