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Bitextual
When you are in a text conversation with someone, and you suddenly find yourself in 2 seperate conversations with the same person.
Bobby texts:Are you going to the parade?
Susie replies:Yes I am marching with the band
Bobby Texts:Great, I'll keep an eye out for you, what instrument do you play?
Susie delays her response, meanwhile Bobby texts: Hey Susie, what is the last thing you had in your pussy?
Susie(Replying to the previous question) replies; The Flute
This is an example of a bitextual conversation creating some confusion!!
By the way, Susie goes on to reply :Your brother's cock!
Susie replies:Yes I am marching with the band
Bobby Texts:Great, I'll keep an eye out for you, what instrument do you play?
Susie delays her response, meanwhile Bobby texts: Hey Susie, what is the last thing you had in your pussy?
Susie(Replying to the previous question) replies; The Flute
This is an example of a bitextual conversation creating some confusion!!
By the way, Susie goes on to reply :Your brother's cock!
Related Words
biTEXTual
The ability to text, rapidly and accurately, on both the QWERTY key pad and the 9-key pad, with no practice time in between.
I had to send my Blackberry in to get fixed, but I'm still texting just fine with my Razr. Being biTEXTual is a good thing comfort zone.
biTEXTual by inthebackseatofyourcarJae April 4, 2009
bitextual
The ability to be able to write in the male or female gender, depending on who you are talking to via messaging or chat. Useful for messenger programs as well as social networking and internet dating sites, also good when phishing for a new cyber mate.
Im so bitextual that I already have got 4 girlfriends and 2 boyfriends on the internet and one of them is sending me free cash.
bitextual by crazy Texas master May 28, 2013
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