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Bitchtweet 

A type of twitter update (tweet) or the act of sending a tweet which sole purpose is to complain or whine about something.
twitA: OMG!! its so hot at warped tour! im getting sun burned! i dont own any shorts, just jeans and black shirts! this sux. epic fail. :(

twitB: @twitA thx for the bitchtweet, lamer. someone call the waaaambulance already. *rolls eyes* geez. stop your bitchtweeting!
Bitchtweet by hex_digital July 7, 2009
Words you can keep
Boss or superior in title only . A puppet who is cowardly and possess no common sense. Climbs the corporate ladder purely by sucking up, and stabbing others in the back. Squeals like a pig to others when its of their benefit.
Charlie was chosen for the new position in memphis until bitchwee started rumors that put his promotion on hold allowing bitchwee to take the position instead.

Sam: "How did the meeting go?" Darla: "well you know bitchwee stabbed me in the back and blamed everything on me again"
Bitchwee by UrbanScrewdriver April 17, 2019

bitchtwat 

noun
1. A filthy, abhorrent individual who engages in despicable behavior. Often, this person is so misguided that they hold themselves in high regard, unaware of their disgusting, repulsive tendencies. Their appearance varies and therefore are not immediately identifiable. They can also be found in all walks of life, blending seamlessly into the populace. However, once they open their mouths, a spotlight shines upon their putrid ways. Synonymous with the term "douchebag." Avoid at all costs.
2. A really nasty muffin.
1. "Hey Rob, can you stop being such a bitchtwat? God, I can smell you from across the room. Take your crap elsewhere or I'll beat you into next week."
2. "Hey Rob, I appreciate the muffins you baked me, but I think something might be wrong with the recipe. This is one rank batch of bitchtwats."
bitchtwat by The REAL Megatron January 19, 2014

Bitch tweet 

Trump responding to disparaging remarks from "dishonest media types "
Don't make me bitch tweet you and make you move your factory to USA
Bitch tweet by Mc Colorado January 10, 2017

bitchweezy 

A BitchWeezy is someone who's hella chill such as your friends or someone who is REALLY getting on your nerves. If your friend calls you bitchweezy then you shouldn't be offended , but if some person you don't even KNOW calls you it then you must be getting on their nerves. So basically its a compliment if your friends call you it. It's like saying hey niggaaa! to friends but to strange people then that could be an insult.
Good Bitchweezy - Hey Bitchweezy! Hey Bitchweezy! wats up? Bad bitchweezy - Wow. Umm your really being a bitchweezy. Its kinda annoying.
bitchweezy by Markkemo July 30, 2009

bitchtwitch

an involuntary twitch or movement after an unexpected bitch-slap delivered by a more powerful figure.
Carla was slapped mid-sentence while in the mall and had a bitchtwitch so forceful she knocked down a clothing rack.
bitchtwitch by Limmy bardin February 7, 2010

bitchweed 

an insult derived from the blissful union of "bitchtits"and "dickweed"
Shut the fuck up, bitchweed!
bitchweed by glitterballs April 23, 2009
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