Bitchuary

Bitchuary, when finally that wretched backstabbing bitch you have hated all your life finally dies, and for the first and last time makes the newspaper.

Oh I see her family went all out on her Bitchuary they even mentioned her beloved pet hissing cockroaches.

by Auctioneer chic September 5, 2016

Bitchguard

If someone says they will do something, shout this word and they will have to do it.

Guzman-"Yo I'm gonna fuck you up"
Mikey- "Bitchguard"
-Guzman now must follow up on his threat and fight Mikey.

by TheiLLhaze August 16, 2016

BitchaRita

A strong serving of Booze, bitch, and Extra sour baditude with a salty rim that makes your face pucker in disappointment and or disgust.

1. I can’t believe that your GF served up such a strong batch of her BitchaRita last weekend. What a Self absorbed Hoe.

2. Some one please cut him off, he has had enough BitchaRitas tonight.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

Bitchcard

When a friend says they are going to do something, (usually crazy and as a joke) saying bitchcard means they must do that thing in the next 24 hours or they get bitch slapped. Does not work for if statements such as " if that happens, I'll do this"

Person 1: I'm gonna streak around the school!
Person 2: bitchcard
Person 1: shit

by Bitchcard April 7, 2016

obitchuary

an obituary for a really nasty person written truthfully about that person.

when my uncle finally croaks I'm going to send the paper a truthful obitchuary.

by henro50 March 4, 2017

Bitchard

A man named Richard who acts like or is a bitch.

Guy 1: "Oh did you see Richard today?"
Guy 2: "You mean Bitchard?"

by xAliwali September 26, 2010

bitchburry

Something that is worth a pretty penny but looks like it came from a 5 dollar thriftstore. Rumors have it that it can help dodge bullets.

"Got my Burberry pants on, I'll just think of it as me dodging a bullet."
"Damn, you da bitchburry FRFR! Unstoppable fasho."

by chocolattie May 4, 2021