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When a friend says they are going to do something, (usually crazy and as a joke) saying bitchcard means they must do that thing in the next 24 hours or they get bitch slapped. Does not work for if statements such as " if that happens, I'll do this"
Person 1: I'm gonna streak around the school!
Person 2: bitchcard
Person 1: shit
Bitchcard by Bitchcard April 7, 2016

Bitchard 

A man named Richard who acts like or is a bitch.
Guy 1: "Oh did you see Richard today?"
Guy 2: "You mean Bitchard?"
Bitchard by xAliwali September 26, 2010
Combination of the term bitch, which means someone who complains, yells, and is always in a bad mood, and retard, which means someone who consistently does incredibly stupid things.

Definition: A whiny and bitchy person who is constantly acting like a retard.
Bitchtard by Conk April 20, 2004
Bitchuary, when finally that wretched backstabbing bitch you have hated all your life finally dies, and for the first and last time makes the newspaper.
Oh I see her family went all out on her Bitchuary they even mentioned her beloved pet hissing cockroaches.
Bitchuary by Auctioneer chic September 5, 2016

bitchard 

When you want to call someone a bitch or a bastard, but you're not sure what gender they are at the time.
Bitchard
bitchard by MPDrop March 6, 2011
A word that mixes the words: bitch and retard becoming: bitchtard.
A very stupid woman; someone who is a slut and a hoe. Usally refers to woman who makes a big sexual or flirty mistake. She steals a guy or cheats. Or it could just be a douchebag way of a describing an air head.
Ah! That bitchtard stole my boyfriend.

Damn! That bitchtard was cheating on me with her cousin!

She's a crazy bitchtard if she thinks I'm gonna just forgive her after that!
Bitchtard by CheezyPumpkinPie April 13, 2009