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A person who comes over to be with your wife (usually another bitch) to keep her from whining and complaining while you go out with the guys.

Hey man, do you want to go with us to Hooters and then over to the new club?

Absolutely! I just need to get a bitchsitter.

bitchsitter by onehandcrabbing December 14, 2013

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Bitchsitter

The guy that the other guys leave with the wives and girlfriends. He tends to the bitches while the men are away.

This weekend is the guys big fishing trip, but the girls will be in good hands with the usual bitchsitter, Javen.

Bitchsitter by Cryptolene May 16, 2025

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Bitchster

Your Bitch of a Sister

"Man, my Bitchster is calling again! I'm just going to keep blowing her bitch-ass off."

Bitchster by Ggbeltram March 31, 2008

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Bitchster - in - law

A sister - in -law that is a bitch

Dude, my bitchster - in - law is coming to visit, can I stay at your place?

Bitchster - in - law by Hoody1967 January 20, 2009

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bitchster

someone who bitches about hipsters

"when it comes to hipsters; I'm a complete bitchster... I want to throw all their mismatched tea cups at them!"

bitchster by bitchster1 August 24, 2011

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Bitchsplitter

1. Another Euphemism for a Man's Penis.
2. Any Penis of Considerable Girth.

Spread those legs, here comes my bitchsplitter.

Bitchsplitter by Clint "Bitchsplitter" E July 6, 2005

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bitchster

A male bitch. Someone who, if you killed, they would die slowly and painfully as you laughed at them. See asshole, fucker, bitch, or prick.

Hey, did you see that guy? We're @ 80 on the freeway and he cuts in front of us and starts going 40. What a bitchster.

bitchster by A Concerned West Virginian June 9, 2005

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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