Linda: Once again Betsy beat me playing Words With Friends on the iPhone. I think she cheated.
Mary: Why do you think that?
Linda: She got the word OXAZEPAM.
Mary: I didn't even know that was a word.
Linda: Yeah, will now I know she's a total bitchionary.

Bitchionary by LayeredSin January 30, 2010

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Bitchstronaut

Female astronaut who either IS, or is ACTING LIKE, a bitch.

Overheard on the International Space Station:
"That lady astronaut from Russia sure has been on a tear this week. Is it her time of the month, or what?
"No, she's just a Bitchstronaut in general, most of the time."

Bitchstronaut by Kanji_Flufenoff September 1, 2016

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Urban Bitchtionary

What someone is when they complain about urban dictionary not publishing their word.

Fred:"Dude Alex! Urban Dictionary didn't publish my word "Munchhichi"! I love that word!

Alex:"Stop being such a Urban Bitchtionary and cook me a steak."

Urban Bitchtionary by Fred McDicstank June 22, 2008

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Bitchionary

A dictionary of bitch quotes, sayings, and rebuttals that a bitch may use in the event that she is disrespected.

"If that hoe says another word to me, I'm going to whip out my bitchionary and put her in her basic bitch place"

Bitchionary by ElsaFrozenPrincess March 29, 2015

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bitchonary

A person who is being sarcastic or angsty while correcting your spelling or grammar. Usually on the internet.

Tom: "Me and Kevin are going to the big game this evening!"

George: "Do you need to go back to fourth grade? It's "Kevin and I", you idiot."

Tom: "No need to be such a bitchonary, George."

bitchonary by Sukii January 2, 2009

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