a long and/or angry rant that you didn't ask to listen to
etymology:
bitch (verb- to complain)
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dissertation (noun- lengthy research paper with citations)
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bitchertation
Giving advice to a new coworker: "Watch out for Tina- don't get trapped into conversations with her. One time, I just asked how her day was going and spent the rest of my lunchperiod listening to a bitchertation about kids nowadays"
After Terry's fifteen-minute long bitchertation against Taylor Swift and green M&Ms, the interviewer decided that this person is not a good candidate for the open position of town librarian
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to βfind your placeβ. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.